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Offline OzVilla

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Re: Stephen Ireland
« Reply #75 on: March 16, 2012, 05:28:53 AM »

I'd love to see him do well in a claret and blue shirt but...................................











what a monumental bellend.

Offline Steve R

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Re: Stephen Ireland
« Reply #76 on: March 16, 2012, 07:06:46 AM »
I wouldn't worry about the car, that's an old photo judging by the state of his hair.

He's long since traded it in and got himself a bicycle. I dare say he now composts his garden waste too, rather than smoke it.

Offline Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air

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Re: Stephen Ireland
« Reply #77 on: March 16, 2012, 07:23:57 AM »
Stephen Ireland is a half hearted wet middle of the road semi-committed politically incorrect wrong shade of green. Use public transport ? No .. still too much carbon footprint!
Proper unreconstructed pure eco-warrior Villa supporters either walk or go by push-bike. I refer all Sutton based supporters to my thread last year - "A countryside ramble to Villa Park"

http://www.heroesandvillains.info/forumv3/index.php?topic=44369.msg1857631#msg1857631

PS. As its a night game and a bit cold, I will jump in my brothers car instead.

Offline Mister E

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Re: Stephen Ireland
« Reply #78 on: March 16, 2012, 07:57:42 AM »
I'll be honest.  Looking at the tattoo coverage I was not encouraged.  But Stephen has convinced me that he is a committed environmental warrior, eschewing merely cosmetic solutions to landfill that are only skin-deep.
He, he.

He's thoroughly dislikeable, IMO.

Offline damon loves JT

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Re: Stephen Ireland
« Reply #79 on: March 16, 2012, 08:55:06 AM »
I like Stephen Ireland much more than I thought I would.


Twelve months ago I would have swapped him for a bag of multi-purpose compost and a packet of broad bean seeds.

Today he is like a magic claret-and-blue beanstalk, shooting skywards to a land of dreams

Or some fucking thing

Offline Rip Van We Go Again

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Re: Stephen Ireland
« Reply #80 on: March 16, 2012, 09:03:48 AM »
Behemoth driving Stephen Ireland asking me to use public transport.

What next?
George Michael advising against Anal sex?

Bill Gates telling me to shop at Lidl?

Prince Harry speaking out about illegitimate children?
« Last Edit: March 16, 2012, 09:07:45 AM by Rip Van Bentfletch »

Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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Re: Stephen Ireland
« Reply #81 on: March 16, 2012, 09:06:25 AM »
Just wait til he finds out that HS2 is going to run through his back garden.

And that's not a euphemism.

Offline Rip Van We Go Again

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Re: Stephen Ireland
« Reply #82 on: March 16, 2012, 09:08:23 AM »
Just wait til he finds out that HS2 is going to run through his back garden.

And that's not a euphemism.

He can use some of his old syrups to derail the train.

 


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