A song for hamster-bollocks?

[Legion]

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

Downing the Judas bastard, left Villa to increase his pay.
Or if you ask Andy Carroll, maybe it’s because he’s gay.
He gave us one good season, then shat on the claret and blue.
From Villa Park to Stewart Downing, a merry festive FUCK YOU!!

[Rigadon]

Because he's gay?  Spoilsport alert, but really?

He deserves to be booed (as futile as this is) though. 

[Legion]

Because he's gay?  Spoilsport alert, but really?

He deserves to be booed (as futile as this is) though. 

I don't like the second line either. Suggest an alternative?

[Rigadon]

"cause he likes his pay"?

"in the champions league he won't play"?

"PLease give back all our sick pay"?

As we can guess though, it'll be FCUK OFF DOWNING YOU **** BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Dave Cooper please]

Downing the Judas bastard, left Villa to increase his wad
And if you've never seen him, he looks a little bit like Bod

[Rudy Can't Fail]

No balls,
the twat has got no balls,
the twat has got no balls,
the twat has got no balls.

[VillaAlways]

A good old fashioned Stoooowart Downing.... Wot a w*nker,wot a  w*nker... And on and on and on

[timeoutbigbar]

Probably won't play anyway, so something along the lines of

You can't get in the team
You can't get in the team
You dirty judas bastard, You dirty judas bastard, You dirty judas bastard....
You can't get in the team.

Simple and easy to remember.

[brian green]

Downing the Judas bastard left Villa to make a few quid

Nobody really loved him Just wanted to get rid

Went to the 'The Mighty Reds YNWA' stuffed with Randy's dollars

We all hope Emile Heskey follows.

[Chris Harte]

"He gave us one good season"

Did he bollocks.

[PeterWithesShin]

Hamsters actually have quite big bollocks compared to their size.

Anyway, a few rousing choruses of "one gutless bastard, there's only one gutless bastard" might do the trick.

[Ross]

I hope Hutton decides to get stuck in for once.

[joe_c]

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[frankmosswasmyuncle]

I hope...
just before he gets changed he goes for a piss, gets his foreskin stuck in his zip and has to go to Heartlands where they decide to amputate. Well, he hadn't got any balls anyway so it wouldn't be spoiling a complete set.

Too much detail?

I do worry about myself at times....

[Steve R]

Don't even ignore him.

Unless, of course, he tries to come the bertie big bollocks and does a David Platt. In which case let the appreciation begin.

I still don't think he was all that good, and 20 mill for him was more in our interests than Liverpool's.