January Transfer Speculation (or lack of) Thread

[The Laughing Policeman]

I'd be happy just to have the energy to do one of them. Ahh the problems of old age.

[Dave Cooper please]

Millie Clode is the prettiest though.

And has a surname that sound vaguely like a euphemism for a vagina.

[Mazrim]

"... and she got out of a taxi and I swear you could see her Clode!"

[TheSandman]

Was Eck not quoted sayimg that when Dann moved to Blackburn he was not worth what they paid for him?

That was Roger Johnson IIRC. He said that Dann was a fantastic player but he was out of our price range.

[olaftab]

Why would Dunne agree to that?

Apparently he wants to limit  the number of games he is selected for as part of his contract and reckons that is more likely at Bburn than Villa.

However  this  and the swap talk could be bollox.

[Concrete John]

Why would Dunne agree to that?

Apparently he wants to limit  the number of games he is selected for as part of his contract and reckons that is more likely at Bburn than Villa.

However  this  and the swap talk could be bollox.

So he wants to get a new contract but then NOT play?

Even in the increasing bizarre world of football, that's a new one on me!

[PaulWinch again]

Millie Clode is the prettiest though.

That would be Charlie Webster. With Ms Clode, Hayley McQueen and Kirsty Gallagher close seconds.
Also, the irish bird that looks like she's from the 80s has awesome bewbage.

They are all commendable, as is Sarah Jayne Mee.

[The Laughing Policeman]

Hmm, all these delightful young ladies. Do they really keep you abreast of things?

[ozzjim]

I don't know, but you get the boobie prize for that joke!

[DB]

Irish bird has great norks. Just thought I would echo recent posts....

[ozzjim]

Norks... chuckle... always makes me giggle....

[N'ZMAV]

Norkus Maximus

[The Laughing Policeman]

Darren Bent Transfer Shock!
At a hastily convened press conference at Villa Park, Darren Bent and manager Alec McLeish joined forces to flatly deny the latest transfer rumour.
Darren Bent reading from a prepared statement said "I'm more than happy to stay where I am and I've nothing more to say on the matter.
Alec McLeish added  "Darren is a very loyal person and I can't see him asking for a transfer."

This latest rumour started when it was thought that e-on had tried to get Darren Bent to transfer to them from npower.
e-on public relations manager Mr. K Dalglish said  "e-on are not a racist company and neither are their customers. Please stop picking on us."

[Phil from the upper holte]

I have recently had Virgin media installed and have now got back SSN, It's shit but by christ did I miss Millie Clode

[luke25]

Zahar, Clyne and Scannell look potentially very good for Palace.