New Kit unveiled.

[Ads]

The kit looks good.

If you're 48 or over, then lose some weight.

If you're 48 or over then you should not own any sportswear. It is wrong.

Hear hear.

They should ask you at the till if you're older than 12 or fat and if the answer is no, then you should be refused service.

How old are you?

Somewhere in between 12 and 48.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

25?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

17?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

46?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

33?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Is it a trick question?

[Lambert and Payne]

48?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

42 - thats my final offer.

What's my prize?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Oh all right, one last go..... 27.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

I'd rather play Scrabble to be honest but 14.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Oh I give up. You can keep your rotten prize.

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

32?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

26?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

44?

[The Laughing Policeman]

Seriously does anyone know how Macrons sizing policy works?
For normal clothes I'm a 38 or medium but football shirts don't seem to conform to the norm.