Aston Villa v Newton Heath LYR Pre-Match Thread

[MarkM]

Given
Cuellar - Dunne - Collins - Warnock
Jenas - Herd - Petrov - Bannan
Gabby - Bent

Gabby dropping wide to give us width.

I'd go

Given
Cuellar - Dunne - Collins - Warnock
        Herd - Jenas - Bannan
N'Zogbia     Bent      Agbonlahor

That side would be fine by me, but it'll never happen.

It will be:

                                                                                 Given
                         Cuellar   Herd  Heskey   Delph   Gabby    Bent    Nzog     Dune   Collins   Warnock


Formation:  10 - 0

[Malandro]

Given
Cuellar - Dunne - Collins - Warnock
Jenas - Herd - Petrov - Bannan
Gabby - Bent

Gabby dropping wide to give us width.

I'd go

Given
Cuellar - Dunne - Collins - Warnock
        Herd - Jenas - Bannan
N'Zogbia     Bent      Agbonlahor

That side would be fine by me, but it'll never happen.

It will be:

                                                                                 Given
                         Cuellar   Herd  Heskey   Delph   Gabby    Bent    Nzog     Dune   Collins   Warnock


Formation:  10 - 0

We are going to park the bus in front, with Heskey behind

[PaulWinch again]

Wonder if Mcleish will march out onto the pitch before the game waving a piece of paper stating that Ferguson has agreed to only beat us 2-0 and we're happy with that.

[flybo]

Can not see a Villa win :-(((

[KRS]

12 ppl voted Villa win? They're either deluded or extremely optimistic!

[Louzie0]

12 ppl voted Villa win? They're either deluded or extremely optimistic!

I'm one of them.  UTV!  GoGoGO!!!  ATTackAttACCKAtTACKK!!!!
We can do it and The Hut can take out Rooney.



Gosh, that's so aggressive.
(Could this be AMc's effect on the keyboard fans?  Grrr - metaphorical studs in!  'Ave it!)

[Greg N'Ash]

Judging by the gary speed thread, I reckon them 12 are the only ones on here who haven't been diagnosed with depression.

[Handsworth Wood Villa]

I hope we smash Glory Hunters FC

[Eigentor]

2-1 loss.

SAF will field the reserve side, who'll stroll around at a snail's pace passing the ball to each others, while we are afraid of crossing the center line. Absolutely nothing will happen.

SAF watches the match, happy that none of his players have been injured or broke any sweat, but then remembers that they have to score to win the match. So after 70 minutes he puts on Nani and/or Hernandez, and Man U scores.

Then Man U really take the piss, letting us back into the game, and Gabby scores. So Man U have to score another goal, which they do through a Dunne OG, and then they easily contain us for the few minutes that remain of the match.

Afterwards, H&V is flooded with messages that Man U were crap and could have been beaten if we had tried to.

[garyshawsknee]

I think its very similar to last seasons game,were in a bit of a mess,but Utd look a bit dodgy,if he puts out a positive team,which means Bannan and Jenas in I think we can get a draw,especially as Utd have a big European game coming up.

[Louzie0]

2-1 loss.

SAF will field the reserve side, who'll stroll around at a snail's pace passing the ball to each others, while we are afraid of crossing the center line. Absolutely nothing will happen.

So after 70 minutes he puts on Nani and/or Hernandez, and Man U scores.

Then Man U really take the piss, letting us back into the game, and Gabby scores.

Yes.  and then The Hut 'neutralises' Rooney and we go ahead with a fantastic bit of midfield magic followed by a cross from the wing (Gabby) to Bent.

And completely own them with a trademark Gabby goal, beating everybody on the way, with help from CNZ.

[Monty]

2-1 loss.

SAF will field the reserve side, who'll stroll around at a snail's pace passing the ball to each others, while we are afraid of crossing the center line. Absolutely nothing will happen.

So after 70 minutes he puts on Nani and/or Hernandez, and Man U scores.

Then Man U really take the piss, letting us back into the game, and Gabby scores.

Yes.  and then The Hut 'neutralises' Rooney and we go ahead with a fantastic bit of midfield magic followed by a cross from the wing (Gabby) to Bent.

And completely own them with a trademark Gabby goal, beating everybody on the way, with help from CNZ.

Yeah, right, while Heskey applauds from the touchline.

[Mark H]

I cannot back us to beat anybody at the moment - just hope this does get embarrassing

[SoccerHQ]

0-2 comfortable Manure win at VP just like it used to be until we started giving them a proper game over the last few years.

[Louzie0]

2-1 loss.

SAF will field the reserve side, who'll stroll around at a snail's pace passing the ball to each others, while we are afraid of crossing the center line. Absolutely nothing will happen.

So after 70 minutes he puts on Nani and/or Hernandez, and Man U scores.

Then Man U really take the piss, letting us back into the game, and Gabby scores.

Yes.  and then The Hut 'neutralises' Rooney and we go ahead with a fantastic bit of midfield magic followed by a cross from the wing (Gabby) to Bent.

And completely own them with a trademark Gabby goal, beating everybody on the way, with help from CNZ.

Yeah, right, while Heskey applauds from the touchline.

In his little white socks, cheerleader's outfit and pom-poms.
Of course.