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Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #210 on: December 15, 2012, 12:54:32 PM »
I keep thinking that is Heskey in the Barcalona kit. 

Clubs will always be in trouble when they pay players like heskey stupid wages ;/

Offline Archie

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #211 on: December 15, 2012, 02:08:06 PM »
It's more Palace, our old London branch, than Barça. . .

Offline levico

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #212 on: December 15, 2012, 11:17:55 PM »
It's like birds though isn't it? The fit ones you liked, who you wish you still had but dumped you, you hate them. The ugly ones you binned, you don't give a fuck about and wish them well.

I imagine.

I'd liken Heskey to being a grief ridden, sordid wank into a sock.

Except you miss the sock at the vital moment.

Offline VillaAlways

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #213 on: April 26, 2013, 10:59:43 AM »
The OS have just posted this photo and it's really made me giggle.Sums up how we were all feeling when he signed


Offline supertom

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #214 on: April 26, 2013, 11:08:34 AM »
Ha ha, that's brilliant.

Strangely, I miss Emile. He's one of those players who's shit, but never for the want of trying and you kind of like him for that. Then about one game in ten he shocks the shit out of you and looks like Didier Drogba.

Offline Fergal

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #215 on: April 26, 2013, 01:43:36 PM »
Ha ha, that's brilliant.

Strangely, I miss Emile. He's one of those players who's shit, but never for the want of trying and you kind of like him for that. Then about one game in ten he shocks the shit out of you and looks like Didier Drogba.
Falls over?

Offline saunders_heroes

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #216 on: April 26, 2013, 01:45:36 PM »
Ha!

Offline supertom

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #217 on: April 26, 2013, 01:52:55 PM »
Ha ha, that's brilliant.

Strangely, I miss Emile. He's one of those players who's shit, but never for the want of trying and you kind of like him for that. Then about one game in ten he shocks the shit out of you and looks like Didier Drogba.
Falls over?

Take a bow son.

Offline The Left Side

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #218 on: April 26, 2013, 04:07:31 PM »
Superb photo, that child is a legend.

Offline Matt C

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #219 on: April 26, 2013, 05:10:22 PM »
Poor kid is terrified of being dropped.

Offline Vancouver

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #220 on: April 26, 2013, 05:16:33 PM »
Straight after that photo the kid lashing out at Heskey and he drops to the floor holding his head

Offline Louzie0

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #221 on: April 27, 2013, 02:15:19 AM »
Straight after that photo the kid has calmed down and is smiling at EH. All he needed to be perfectly happy was to be passed to a legend in Claret and Blue.  Good luck, Emile!

Offline Hillbilly

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #222 on: April 27, 2013, 03:30:23 AM »
That's nice. I don't think I've ever seen Emile smile before.

Offline cdbearsfan

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #223 on: April 27, 2013, 05:46:51 AM »
There's a framed photo of him in our Chinese shop. I think it was taken while he was at Small Heath though.

Offline Steve R

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Re: Emile Heskey
« Reply #224 on: April 27, 2013, 10:50:42 AM »
There's a framed photo of him in our Chinese shop. I think it was taken while he was at Small Heath though.

That's the problem when you buy a striker like Emile. Five minutes later you want another one.

 


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