50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?

[Louzie0]

To Steve and all the villa boys and girls on this site who still have N'Z somewhere in our names...CNZ to justify our faith!...a goal or two would be nice.  Assists, excellent.  Anything, really...

[Dave Clark Five]

A pocket compass

One Compass is enough thanks, regardless of size.

[Astral Weeks]

I'd give presents with a Wizard of Oz theme.

Alan Hutton - a brain
Emile Heskey - a heart
Alex McLeish - courage, to go against his nature, make some changes and start getting the team to play some bloody football.

[charlie]

A new manager.
£100m to spend on players.
A coup d'etat in whatever Arab country Man City's owners own.
Retirement clocks for..............................[feel free to nominate].
Blatter fired.

[dishy]

i would give them some tactic's, the orange and lime ones are the best.