50% villa:If you were Santa, what would you bring our Villa boys (and girls)?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

A pocket compass for Alan Hutton. The amount of times I've seen him just stand there looking around like he's just been beamed down to another planet, Star Trek style, the compass should come in handy.

[midnite]

Warnock and Collins: A Tom-Tom Sat-Nav... Might sort out their diabolical positioning.


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[paul_e]

Emile Heskey - A weeble to teach him how to not fall down

Habib Beye - A P45

[cheltenhamlion]

Gary Gardner - A peg for his nose being stuck in that shithole for Christmas.

[VillaAlways]

Barry Bannan- A bus pass

[Louzie0]

Barry Bannan- A bus pass

*giggles*

[Louzie0]

Kevin McDonald --the NextGen Cup

[eamonn]

MarkyMarc - Good (for the start of the year, disappointing afterwards). A Barry Manilow CD so he can perfect his tribute act singing to himself while he's on the bench.

[The Laughing Policeman]

The Holte End......Something to sing about.
Emile Heskey, something that could double up as a retirement present.

[The Left Side]

Villa fans everywhere deserve to be treated to great passing on the floor, after all we have been good boys and girls this year!

[mr woo]

If I were Santa I wouldn't give McLeish any presents. I'd wait until they were all gone and then I.d give him the sack.

Boom Boom.

[The Laughing Policeman]

Alan Hutton, a week with Steve Staunton so that he can learn the art of tackling without the threat of him possibly ending some poor sods career.

[Steve R]

congrats to Lou on finding something interesting to talk about amidst all the crap and derision that seem to follow every other thread around. Excellent work.

Shay Given - has reached a certain age where all he gets is is the same standard no thought/no effort stuff he got last year. A ridiculously garish jumper that he wouldn't be seen dead in but still has to wear at least once a week.

James Collins - A comedy ginger wig to hide that shining dome, lest his boss forgets why he puts him in the team every week.

Emile Heskey - Absolutely nothing. He gets lampooned every other day of the year, so let the poor sod have this day off.

Chris smith - Beatification .... St. Jude already made it in your preferred pastime and I can't see you getting a sainthood by any other means.

[Steve R]

oh .. and risso - a pocket calculator with a display so large that if you type in a certain combination of numbers and hold it upside down it appears to read 'sPurs r craPPer tHan us'

[Steve R]

.. and General Krulak - a copy of Norton Antivirus & Firewall 2012. Ever since THAT windows update, the version he currently uses has blocked everything he types.