Went to West Ham milk cup late 80's ? we got knocked out .Liam Brady was playing for them Spinkys for us, Villa end over crowded and plenty of our fans on the pitch.Guy behind me pulls out his spunk trumpet and starts pissing.My mate pulls me out the way .I remember after thinking the end was crushed - pre Hillborough but everyone except me saw this guy pull his old man out and dispersed to leave a perfect 3 foot circle a round him.