1% Villa Competition to find football's worst toilets hit by vote-rigging claim

[NeilH]

I seem to recall the toilets at the back of the away terrace at Swindon Town being especially grim and the waft of piss as you queued for the half time pie was enough to make your eyes water

[lordmcgrath5]

I seem to recall the toilets at the back of the away terrace at Swindon Town being especially grim and the waft of piss as you queued for the half time pie was enough to make your eyes water

"Waft of piss" - what an evocative phrase!

[LeeB]

Bolton's old Burnden Park were by far and away the worst toilets I've ever visited.

[Vanilla]

Although fiction, I always remember Oz in Auf Wiedersehen Pet saying 'I was at villa park one year and someone pissed in me pocket'.

[cheltenhamlion]

I did it whilst he was shitting in the sink.

[Des Little]

I've seen blokes pissing in the sink at away games when the urinals weren't even occupied.  And I'm not joking.

[Stu]

One of my first memorys of Villa Park in the late 80s was seeing someone pissing in a sink,put me off washing my hands for years.

I saw the same a couple of seasons ago.

I saw that happening at Wembley, too.

[robbo1874]

I've seen one poster on this forum walking along the platform pissing on his own shoes at crofton park station

[Louzie0]

think I should put in a vote of thanks for the Ladies at VP - always a pleasure