Paul Lambert confirmed as new manager (reply #544)

[pauliewalnuts]

I dont give a shit what any one thinks about us, certainly not a shower of tractor shagging retards.

I laughed out loud!!

Me too. This thread has hit the LOL motherlode.

I'm taking off in my ROFLcopter.

[philthebar]

Baggies have come in for Lambert last minute and he wants to speak to them , If Lambert goes to Baggies , McCarthy will be Villa manager by Sunday ...


Fook that was a bad dream I just had. 

There is actually a Strange Dreams thread for that kind of thing 

[john e]

Poor old TSM he waited a whole year to hear his name chanted from the stands, it never came

whereas 'Paul Lamberts claret and blue army' was sung even before the fella got the job, and was at the time someone elses manager

this must be a record of the earleist ever of fans chanting the name of there manager

[The Laughing Policeman]

My understanding is that Delia is haggling over just how bootiful are the turkey legs we are offering in compo and that if he doesn't cut the mustard can we send him back.





Just back from the pub so they are the best Norfolk puns I can come up with.

[Jarpie]

Norwich is apparently trying to keep Lambert's backroom staff (his assistant manager etc) by offering them somekind of deal...would be surprising if Lambert wouldn't had told Lerner to get his men too.

[VillaAlways]

Norwich is apparently trying to keep Lambert's backroom staff (his assistant manager etc) by offering them somekind of deal...would be surprising if Lambert wouldn't had told Lerner to get his men too.

What's the point in doing that surely the next manager they get in will want their own staff anyway

[Mazrim]

I recall being in Waitrose when a lady asked the assistant where the Bernard Manning Turkey drummers were. I felt like going over to her and suggesting she look in the frozen bigotry section.

[The Laughing Policeman]

I reckon that Randy being the good republican, is holding off the announcement until Monday just to put a spoke in Lizzies celebrations.

[Irreverent ad]

I reckon that Randy being the good republican, is holding off the announcement until Monday just to put a spoke in Lizzies celebrations.

If he is a "good republican" then he would know to do it on Tuesday. ;-)

[Jarpie]

Norwich is apparently trying to keep Lambert's backroom staff (his assistant manager etc) by offering them somekind of deal...would be surprising if Lambert wouldn't had told Lerner to get his men too.

What's the point in doing that surely the next manager they get in will want their own staff anyway

Probably trying to get as much money as they can from Villa.

[The Laughing Policeman]

Norwich is apparently trying to keep Lambert's backroom staff (his assistant manager etc) by offering them somekind of deal...would be surprising if Lambert wouldn't had told Lerner to get his men too.

What's the point in doing that surely the next manager they get in will want their own staff anyway

Probably trying to get as much money as they can from Villa.

FFS we've already offered a pack of Turkey Drummers. What more do they want?

[not3bad]

I wonder if I'll get my text message today.  Hope so.

[JUAN PABLO]

Baggies have come in for Lambert last minute and he wants to speak to them , If Lambert goes to Baggies , McCarthy will be Villa manager by Sunday ...


Fook that was a bad dream I just had. 

There is actually a Strange Dreams thread for that kind of thing 

Dont really fancy knowing about the kinky dreams of people on here thanks

[JUAN PABLO]

FFs  TSport  shut the ffok up about Lambert leaving Norwich in the shit. HOW DO COLCHESTER FEEL!!!!

[Chipsticks]

Poor old TSM he waited a whole year to hear his name chanted from the stands, it never came

He had his name sung plenty of times, it was just accompanied with 'out' 'sack' and 'wanker'.