How to deal with Joey Barton

[TopDeck113]

Just close him down and don't give him any opportunity to express himself.



















I'm of course talking about his Twitter account.

[Mister E]

Well, if we play anything like the powder-puff midfield that turned out on Tuesday, we'll get bleedin' mullered. Where's Jenas when we need him? We could do with Clark stiffening up the midfield. And don't play two wingers.

[Dave Cooper please]

Hello, Villains. QPR fan here (in peace of course). Here's a little pre-match piece from my point of view. It name checks your forum...

http://thisismyengland.blogspot.com/2011/09/mind-expectation-gap.html

Very good, I think it shows the gap in optimism more than anything, we have none, you are new to all this and have loads.

[Villanation]

Stephen Ireland will be sent of on sunday after being wound up by Barton.

Stephen Ireland will get on all 4's and let Joey Barton go for entry level for fear of offending him.

[Villanation]

Of course there is only one way to deal with Mr Barton, and that's to put him in the very capable hands of our Gabby Agbonlahor

aka Vin Diesel in his other profession.

The bloke with the Goatee is Barton as he's always got something on his face...