Your Captions Please #1047

[German James]

'Doug, i can't believe you're still coming to away games at your age, fair play to you'.

Lovely!

[Vanilla]

BK 'How did you up with so many people hating you for so long?'

DE 'If I was feeling down, I just sacked a manager'.

[KRS]

Doug: "I'll take the fit blonde"
Bill: "I've always prefered brunettes anyway"
Doug: "ooh..suits you sir!"

[Brian Taylor]

Doug: You know, I started off selling mortgages to this lot.
Bill: Yeah and most are stil stuck with them!

[martin]

Kenwright: Did you know they based Alf Roberts on you?

Doug: It was never the same after Meg died.

[eastie]

kenwright " im sorry Doug but ive told you before i will not give you the lead role in Joseph no matter how many times you ask me!"

[TopDeck113]

HDE to leading Theatre Impresario: Have I ever told you about how I invented many of the acts featured on Sunday Night at the London Palladium? No?  Well, Lew Grade used to call me up and say, "Doug, I know you're busy single-handedly building the package tour industry, but I've got a problem that I need your help with..."

[The Laughing Policeman]

HDE.....If you really want to piss the fans off name a stand after yourself.

[Vanilla]

BK: 'Did you smash it?'

[MarkM]

HDE "don't worry about what they think, give it a few minuets and the senility will take of it! It's worked for me for years!"

[Daholteend]

"I invented collusion you know."

"No Doug, I just paid 6M on the boy and let you think you did"

[Can Gana Be Bettered!?!?]

Message to Everton fans: be careful what you wish for

Yes, because we're close to going bust and broke and ending up doing a Leeds/Sheff Wed. Oh, wait, no, we're not.

Not everyone has money to throw around like Man City and Liverpool won't be spending like they are now in a few years time when they've failed to qualify for the Champions League.

[richard moore]

Message to Everton fans: be careful what you wish for

Yes, because we're close to going bust and broke and ending up doing a Leeds/Sheff Wed. Oh, wait, no, we're not.

Not everyone has money to throw around like Man City and Liverpool won't be spending like they are now in a few years time when they've failed to qualify for the Champions League.

Liverpool remind me of us a few years ago. Thrown a lot of money at some average to decent talent which will get them in the mix for the top 4 but ultimately they won't quite make it - though the demise of Arsenal probably means they have more of a chance than we did when we came close. They will continue to pay over the odds for good'ish players at the level of an Adam or Downing until it all peters out in a couple of years time when they realise that it just sheer naked money that buys leagues these days and that the innate talent of the manager appears to have no relevance anymore....

[woody4866]

Message to Everton fans: be careful what you wish for

Yes, because we're close to going bust and broke and ending up doing a Leeds/Sheff Wed. Oh, wait, no, we're not.

nah, I dont believe Doug was saying all that!

Not everyone has money to throw around like Man City and Liverpool won't be spending like they are now in a few years time when they've failed to qualify for the Champions League.

[badluckeric(gates)]

HDE: Go on then i'll tke the lot for £15m as long as you get that c**t Fellainis hair cut first!