Your Captions Please #1047

[eamonn]

[eamonn]

Well I'll go first then.

Doug: Not to worry Bill old lad. I had pound signs held-up to me at one game and came through it. They came round to my way of thinking, most people do.

Bill: Er, didn't you spend 10 million on some Colombian fella not long after?
Anyway, if they're looking for a saviour, the best I can offer them is the bloke I have playing the lead role in Jesus Christ Superstar at the moment.

[The Man With A Stick]

Message to Everton fans: be careful what you wish for

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Statler and Waldorf finally reunited.

[PeterWithesShin]

Bill: Any advice on running a club and being moderately successful while never spending much money?

Doug: You're like a son to me.

[The Laughing Policeman]

HDE: I've got a record at home by The Steve Miller Band, it's called "Take the money and run". Best advice I ever had.

[Nigel Macdougall]

Bill to Doug "You've come all this way to watch the game,aren't you from the Isle of Man ?"

[Drummond]

Fuck me Bill, I think they hate you more than the Villa lot hate me.

[The Moose]

Gabby, Gabby,Gabby, Gabby Agbonlahor, he's fast as ***, keep believing...

[Villanation]

Ellis is saying, " and that bloke Agbonlahor didn't cost me a penny and he's on one of the smallest wages in the squad, how good is that"

[pauliewalnuts]

Bill: "So, when Bargain Pages didn't work, and Exchange and Mart drew a blank, what did you try next?"

[Lobsterboy]

Kenwright unveils inventor of bicycle kick as latest signing to shocked Goodison fans...

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

So your clearing out your best ones too ?
I'll swap you my Dwight Yorke for your Dixie Dean.

[Clampy]

'Doug, i can't believe you're still coming to away games at your age, fair play to you'.

[Clampy]

'Doug, i can't believe you're still travelling to away games at your age, fair play to you'.