0% villa, 100% geordie tat shite

[richardhubbard]

If your misses ever thought about buying this shite, divorce her!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2034649/Geordies-score-Newcastle-United-unveils-range-monochrome-lingerie.html

[The Laughing Policeman]

And no doubt offered in Mr. Ashley's shops at £5.00 a wheelbarrow full.

[German James]

Even in claret with blue trim?

[eamonn]

Bet the pornodwarves are raging they didn't think of it first.

[willywombat]

I'm so appalled i'm going to have another look

[MoetVillan]

In the words of Terry Thomas, "Ding dong".  As for the colour scheme, meh, as if we really care.  I have seen geordie fans hanging around their ground, and watched a couple of episodes of Byker Grove.  They didnt look like this lass. 

[FatSam]

Bet the pornodwarves are raging they didn't think of it first.

They don't miss a trick:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/nov/18/west-ham-katy-perry-lingerie

[Toronto Villa]

The only problem I have that will help this model relate to her new customer base is that's she's not topless. Off course, the Geordies will insist on her also being fat, tatooed and hammered, but that's their issue.

[The Laughing Policeman]

The only problem I have that will help this model relate to her new customer base is that's she's not topless. Off course, the Geordies will insist on her also being fat, tatooed and hammered, but that's their issue.

Whenever I think about the "Geordie Nation" and it's female branch in particular these are the two that spring to mind.

Come back Fat Slags I miss you.
I would have liked to see an adventure where San and Tray met Roger Mellie.

[Dave Cooper please]

Were the Fat Slags Geordies?
The accent they used in the animated shorts they did were more Stoke-on-Trent if I remember correctly.

[The Laughing Policeman]

Were the Fat Slags Geordies?
The accent they used in the animated shorts they did were more Stoke-on-Trent if I remember correctly.

They were certainly conceived by a Geordie mind, and in Viz they always 'spoke' with a Geordie accent. I think in the movie version they went with a more generic Midlands/Northern accent in order to piss off as many people as possible.