Sob!
BeyeWatchTo the tune of Sally Cinnamon by the Stone Roses...
"Until Habib we were never happy
We had no right back
Then we signed him as a defender
Who could also attack.
He bombs down the right
All day and all night
Oh we wish we had more
Players that we adore
Ba-ba-ba-ba Beye, he is brilliant
He just never gives up
How we wish we could see him at Wembley
Lifting the FA Cup
He loves to play in black and white
He’s always up for the fight
He won’t back down he won’t give in
Habib Beye, you are our world, wo’rrrld
See him put the wingers back
In the place that they belong
On their arses, on the touchline, in front of the Geordie throng
Sent to us from Marseille
Habib Beye, you are our world"
To the theme tune from 'The Adventures of Robin Hood' by Carl Sigman
"Habib Beye, Habib Beye,
Gliding down the wing.
Habib Beye, Habib Beye,
Putting Crosses in.
He’s dynamite in attack, Fearless in defence
Habib Beye, Habib Beye, Habib Beye"
To Lisa Stansfields abysmal 'I've been around the world (and I can't find my baby)...
"Just got in the ground and I, I, I,
I can't find Habib Beye
And I've been told the news by some guy, that
He aint gonna play
And I don't know where he may be
Habib Beye
but we'd better find him"
To the Killers' 'Mr Brightside
"He came here from outta Marseille and now he’s doing just fine.
His name is Habib Beye and he’s got it all
We play him at right back and he loves to attack
Creating chances all day when he’s on the ball
Habib Beye, you have always got to play
We are stronger when you’re picked
You don’t care when you get kicked
And it’s worth the price we pay
Just to watch you Habib beye
Never on the left are you
You’re on the right side"
To the tune of 'Hallelujah' by Leonard Cohen (currently X-Factor Alexndra's UK number 1 and best performed in our view by Jeff Buckley).
"Now I've heard of players from Senegal
Faye and Diao, I've seen them all
But you don't really care for El Hadji Diouf do ya?
The right back king
That Big Sam bought
The immovable wall, that Blackburn fought
The twenty one who's name is Habib Beye
Habib Beye
Habib Beye
Habib Beye
Habib Beye"
"Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And muthahubbards act like they forgot about Beye"
To the tune of 'Some Might Say' By Oasis:
"Some might say Bosingwa's the prem's best right back...
Go and tell it to those who've seen Habib Beye
Cos some might say he will not only fight back
He will destroy all that stands in his way ...
Some might say there is only one Habib Beye
Some might say there is only one Habib Beye"
"sunday monday habib beye
tuesday wednesday habib beye
thursday friday
saturday
habib beye
habib beye"
