not to call heskey a c**t
not to slag the manager off , its not his fault
not to froth at my mouth at all the other teams that play in the same league , its not good for my heart
just ignore Downing , I shouldnt get upset , hes only only a wanker ....
watch my little toe on the coffee table when Villa score ...
dont ignore my GF dressed in skimpy underwear , when she says would you like an ice cold beer while you are watching Villa...