Song for N'Zogbia

[WALTERS WARRIORS]

Not my idea, but someone on VT suggested

Who let the Zog out
Who who who
Who let the Zog out

Very good I think.

Thats the one for me ..........

[deero83]

Why does he looked so shocked in all the photos on the official site? Also, he looks like a waxwork- same expression in each photo!

[garyfouroaks]

"One Charles N'Zogbia, there's only one Charles N'Zogbia".........................

[mazrimsbruv]

Why does he looked so shocked in all the photos on the official site? Also, he looks like a waxwork- same expression in each photo!

I don't think he looks shocked exactly, but he's a dead ringer for Spence off of 'Waking The Dead'.

[gervilla]

Steal Man U's Oooh Aaaah Cantona chant ( change it to N'Zogbia ).the one to the tune of La Marseillaise.
Charles is French so it works.
Bingo.

[Chipsticks]

To the tune of 'The animals came in two by two'/The Torres song

He was stuck up in Northwest, N'Zog, N'Zog
He soon became Wigan's best, N'Zog, N'zog
He kept them up with silky tricks,
But now he's scoring in B6,
Charles N'Zogbia - Villa's number 10.
nanananananananananan
nanananananananananan

(Repeat)

[timeoutbigbar]

To the tune of 'The animals came in two by two'/The Torres song

He was stuck up in Northwest, N'Zog, N'Zog
He soon became Wigan's best, N'Zog, N'zog
He kept them up with silky tricks,
But now he's scoring in B6,
Charles N'Zogbia - Villa's number 10.
nanananananananananan
nanananananananananan

(Repeat)

Like it, but remove the "up" and it becomes an easier fit if you drag out the north slightly.  Just my opinion

[DeKuip]

Just change Ziggy Stardust to Zoggy and there's a ready made classic waiting to be re-invented. "Weird and Gilly" could be Bent and Gabby.
Paul McGrath and our new keeper are even included in the line "God given ass", although I'm not sure why Tony Adams should get a mention.

or....
"Give us an N"
"N N"
"Give us an apostrophe"

[Clampy]

If his photo's on the OS are anything to go by, from Willy Wonka......

'Cheer up Charlieeeeeeee'

[KRS]

Not my idea, but someone on VT suggested

Who let the Zog out
Who who who
Who let the Zog out

Very good I think.

This.

[Brazilian Villain]

n'Zogggbiaaa, ooooooh
n'Zogggbiaaa, ooooooh
He used to be a pie eater
Now he attacks like a very fast cheetah
n'Zogggbiaaa, ooooooh

To the tune of Volare.

Maybe substitute "attacks" with "runs".

[darren woolley]

To the tune of summertime

When he runs at you he his going past
he is going to leave your ass is grass
and you know he his going to score
N'Zogbia, N'Zogbia, N'Zogbia.

[Rigadon]

Whoah Charlie Charlie
Brucey played a blinder but you told him no

[Fasth56]

Probably a little old for some on here, ripped off from Oblivious by Aztec Camera

I see your footwork on the wing,
And all the assists that it will bring,
N'Zogggbia
Just count the crosses as they come in
to score the goals that seal the win
N'Zogggbia, N'Zogggbia............

[UK Redsox]

Maybe one of our lyrical types can work something around "Mmm Bop" by Hanson. The chorus of that might fit