Caption competition

[Zhong Yi]

they love me long time

[*shellac*]

"He doesn't look like Hong Kong Phooey to me!"

[MONCABA]

OMG. Is that Dallen Bent?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Darren has his first taste of the local speciality - the Cream of Sum Yung Gy.

[Mister E]

600m football mad supporters in China out of 2bn population. That is where the money is.
Good luck against Blackburn and hope they roast Chelsea.
They'll probably be in The Dublin Jack during rest and recreation and Shatin races over weekend. God wish I was there.

Not really very snappy, Brian, but good luck in the compo.

[N'ZMAV]

Small prize for the winner:

Bent's Cum face

[DBTW]

You tell me when to stop Darren.....

[Chipsticks]

Bent ventures downtown to get a taste of 'brummy life'.

[DBTW]

"You're all rubbery mate",...."ah fank you vewwy mach"

[Redsamurai]

Hands up if you going to Birmingham to claim to be mr yungs son and destroy the small Heath alliance from within

[Brian Taylor]

Fluctuations..And fluct you too Gwilo

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Do you know Marcus Bent? He play for my father's team.

[MarkM]

While meeting the fans, Darren Bent keeps his mind on his latest bank statement

[Dave Cooper please]

"Herro, someone say you are bent me love you long time."

[Simba]

Guy in check shirt:


"ALL TOGETHER NOW,

Got it uuup,                      going down... x3

Ching's got it up - now Benties going down. AGAIN