Aston Villa sign Charles N'Zogbia (Reply#1151)

[pauliewalnuts]

Faulkner's probably in one of those karaoke bars they love in that Japan (same thing innit), swigging a £9 bottle of lager, off his face while he belts out My Way while all this goes on.

Beyond belief.

I've just seen Faulkner playing snooker in the Chelmsley Wood Conservative club. Halfway through his first game, with a fiver at stake, James Milner rang his mobile and said he's sick of not playing and wants to come back. PF said he'd phone him back at the end of the frame, hung up, cleared the table with an 80 break and held out his hand for his money. His opponent said 'best of three?', and PF agreed, forgetting all about Jimmy.

You couldn't make it up!

To be honest, Percy, the way things are going, the least believable thing in that post is the revelation that there is a Conservative Club in Chelmbo.

There is. Went in twice about twenty years ago to watch my mate boxing. Boycotting it for the rest of my life though. I can't help thinking that maybe tuppence out of the price of my pint may find it's way to buying electricity for Thatcher's life support machine.

Quite right, comrade

*clenched fist*

[Clampy]

I think we should all calm down a little and see what happens before we point fingers at people. All i'll say is though that if he's over here now and having his medical and agreeing terms, announcing it on Monday is a bit weird.

keep calm clampy, all will be revealed in time , must say some wonderful dry wit on here in the last hour or so -it wouldnt be a total shock to me as every time mcleish has spoken about it hes always said its not signed and sealed and in the back of his mind probably had what happened with nzogbia last year as a nagging doubt.

I'm calm Eastie, i'm just worried for the panicky few who post on here every 5 minutes.

[TheSandman]

Faulkner should have stayed in EastEnders. He sucks at football administration.

[LeeB]

Faulkner's probably in one of those karaoke bars they love in that Japan (same thing innit), swigging a £9 bottle of lager, off his face while he belts out My Way while all this goes on.

Beyond belief.

I've just seen Faulkner playing snooker in the Chelmsley Wood Conservative club. Halfway through his first game, with a fiver at stake, James Milner rang his mobile and said he's sick of not playing and wants to come back. PF said he'd phone him back at the end of the frame, hung up, cleared the table with an 80 break and held out his hand for his money. His opponent said 'best of three?', and PF agreed, forgetting all about Jimmy.

You couldn't make it up!

To be honest, Percy, the way things are going, the least believable thing in that post is the revelation that there is a Conservative Club in Chelmbo.

There is. Went in twice about twenty years ago to watch my mate boxing. Boycotting it for the rest of my life though. I can't help thinking that maybe tuppence out of the price of my pint may find it's way to buying electricity for Thatcher's life support machine.

Fucking Chelmsley Conservatives.

If ever there was the definition of false class consciousness, then that is it.

[Villan For Life]

FFS our club is falling apart and all you can talk about are Tories and Eastenders!

Get a grip!!!!!!!

[cdbearsfan]

My mate lives in the North East and has just seen N'Zogbia in the Blythe branch of Matalan. Starting to worry now.

[pauliewalnuts]

FFS our club is falling apart and all you can talk about are Tories and Eastenders!

I know.

I don't know which of those two options I find most revolting.

[eastie]

just browsed sunderland forum and the word from posters is that nzogbia is happening for them-seems they are thrilled at their bent revenge.

[Phil from the upper holte]

Nothing on Twitter. He won't sign for sunderland they are gash

[N'Rexy]

My mates an estate agent in Morpeth and he just sold a house to a black bloke from France who said he had only recently decided to move to the area.

[pauliewalnuts]

My mate lives in the North East and has just seen N'Zogbia in the Blythe branch of Matalan. Starting to worry now.

My mate lives in Cleadon. It's where all 12 of the rich people in Sunderland live.

Says he's seen a black bloke round there this afternoon. A black person in depressingly monoracial Sunderland is surprising enough, but this one was SPEAKING FRENCH.

[Holte End Stylist]

signing complete

[KevinGage]

What's happened to Richard Littlecock these days, is he still about?

Haven't heard any outcry over his fascist lite diatribes, so I assume he must be losing his touch. Or maybe he's mincing about with Davidson and his SAS paid 'friends' too.

[PaulWinch again]

I will say, I'd be extremely surprised that if Sunderland have had a bid accepted that it hasn't got out to the mainstream media. Also Whelan hasn't said anything about it, he loves publicity.

[eastie]

I think we should all calm down a little and see what happens before we point fingers at people. All i'll say is though that if he's over here now and having his medical and agreeing terms, announcing it on Monday is a bit weird.

keep calm clampy, all will be revealed in time , must say some wonderful dry wit on here in the last hour or so -it wouldnt be a total shock to me as every time mcleish has spoken about it hes always said its not signed and sealed and in the back of his mind probably had what happened with nzogbia last year as a nagging doubt.

I'm calm Eastie, i'm just worried for the panicky few who post on here every 5 minutes.

dont worry , paulie and villadawg will be fine.