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Offline PaulMcGrathsNo5Shirt

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Re: Phone calls from the Villa....
« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2011, 06:47:33 PM »
Do you have to be in the clique on here to have any kind of thread not turn into complete and utter banal cack? Thanks for the interesting responses.

What makes you so special that you think you can start a thread that won't go off into a bewildering tangent?


Tell you what, lets all just type endless drivel about a fuckin pop concert eh?

Offline Ads

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Re: Phone calls from the Villa....
« Reply #31 on: June 28, 2011, 06:51:20 PM »
Do you have to be in the clique on here to have any kind of thread not turn into complete and utter banal cack? Thanks for the interesting responses.

What makes you so special that you think you can start a thread that won't go off into a bewildering tangent?


Tell you what, lets all just type endless drivel about a fuckin pop concert eh?

Now who is going off topic.

Offline Ger Regan

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Re: Phone calls from the Villa....
« Reply #32 on: June 28, 2011, 06:59:23 PM »
I like cheese.

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Re: Phone calls from the Villa....
« Reply #33 on: June 28, 2011, 07:06:00 PM »
Why didn't Barry take the penalty?

Online Stu

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Re: Phone calls from the Villa....
« Reply #34 on: June 28, 2011, 07:12:11 PM »
Have we got a proper right back yet?

Offline TheSandman

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Re: Phone calls from the Villa....
« Reply #35 on: June 28, 2011, 07:13:29 PM »
I've just hoovered the entire house.

Offline petegoldring

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Re: Phone calls from the Villa....
« Reply #36 on: June 28, 2011, 07:14:45 PM »
anyone seen my car keys?

Offline brian green

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Re: Phone calls from the Villa....
« Reply #37 on: June 28, 2011, 07:40:26 PM »
It would be called a Shit Bull Terrier.

They called me when I was at work and I was in total Victor Meldrew mode.   They hung up.   Yes I have renewed.

Sorry I should be going off at a tangent.

Offline Legion

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Re: Phone calls from the Villa....
« Reply #38 on: June 28, 2011, 07:41:25 PM »
Can't you go off on a sine or a cosine?

Offline Villanation

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Re: Phone calls from the Villa....
« Reply #39 on: June 28, 2011, 08:01:14 PM »
Do you have to be in the clique on here to have any kind of thread not turn into complete and utter banal cack? Thanks for the interesting responses.

The short answer to that is yes you do, and in answer to your query on pop concerts i'll have you know banal cack where the best live band at Glastonbury.  8)

Offline Legion

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Re: Phone calls from the Villa....
« Reply #40 on: June 28, 2011, 08:01:40 PM »
What clique?

Offline dave.woodhall

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Re: Phone calls from the Villa....
« Reply #41 on: June 28, 2011, 08:04:51 PM »
Do you have to be in the clique on here to have any kind of thread not turn into complete and utter banal cack? Thanks for the interesting responses.
The short answer to that is yes you do, and in answer to your query on pop concerts i'll have you know banal cack where the best live band at Glastonbury.  8)

And two of us had mates playing there.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2011, 09:09:58 PM by dave.woodhall »

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Re: Phone calls from the Villa....
« Reply #42 on: June 28, 2011, 08:09:40 PM »
I didn't renew and haven't received a phone call. Then again, I always give the number of the local chinese takeaway to any fluff that i'm not sure i'll want to speak to the next day.

Offline Sam Smith

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Re: Phone calls from the Villa....
« Reply #43 on: June 28, 2011, 08:15:06 PM »
Can I give CALPOL to a 7 month old baby?

Offline brian green

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Re: Phone calls from the Villa....
« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2011, 08:18:02 PM »
I don't think you can Leeg.  Sines and cosines are contained within the circle formed by the  sine and cosine angles aren't they?   A tangent as I recall is outside the circle so you can fly off on it.   Besides it is the poor option for these threads because going off at a cosine forfeits all the pun potential of tan and gent.

Stephen Hawking comes in our joint for something for the weekend.   I will ask him.

 


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