Positives for next season

[sixways]

1) Our manager will not be waving at the kop.
2) Stuart Downing (if he's still with us) will have to start tackling.
3) Our manager will definitely not be getting poached mid season.
4) We will be taking cup competitions seriously.
5) Less traffic on the roads
6) Shorter queues to the toilets
7) "Why can't we keep a clean sheet" will be heard less frequently.
We'll have a new sponsor.
9) We wont be having our normal high expectations shattered.
10) We wont be having high expectations.
11) We wont be having expectations.
12) Mid table mediocrity will be our new 4th and it will be attainable.
13) Bannan, Albrighton, Clarke, Delph will all be regulars.

37. Corner in a minute, we'll win a corner in a minute

[The Moose]

1. We won't get knocked out of Europe by Rapid Vienna
2. Er, that's it.....

[madirishvillain]

it will put all the "it's MON's fault" crap to bed

that was getting so tedious

[Ian.]

38. Eck is going to put some fire in the bellies of our players.

39. Its going to be much better than I am actually anticipating. I will be most surprised.

[The Moose]

40. Jerome will be a sensation.

[Quiet Lion]

32)  we'll no longer hear "It's all Martin's fault" after every defeat.

Something tells me we will

[The Situation]

41. We will get to watch us play 4-5-1 at home to Blackburn. That's a positive, right?

[TopDeck113]

42. There not being an away league fixture where the manager will make an arse of himself by kowtowing to his former club and their supporters.

[PeterWithe]

He wont be here long enough for it to get too bad.

[eamonn]

42. Craig and Gary Gardner will become the first pair of brothers to score in a Wembley final when they win us the FA Cup.

[tauntonvilla]

43. Attending Exeter City games, instead of The Villa, wont take up anywhere near as much of my day !

[ozzjim]

44. Someone will have to eat humble pie next season. Either a small piece for 3 men, or a huge piece for 40'000 fans.

[ozzjim]

45. Alex McLeish definitely prefers Gibbons over owls. The git.

[frank]

46. No more humiliating 7-1 or 6-0 defeats

[The Situation]

47. Just 5-0 defeats instead.