Who Should be Aston Villa Manager ? Now with new, revised poll

[Mr Diggles]

SS breaking news.  His plane has been seen landing at Madrid?  Is there a manager there with premier league experience?

And Sky have been so on the money with everything so far... everything they say has to be taken with a whole spoonful of salt.

[Maradona10]

Is it on Sky?

[LeeB]

This thread stood at 220 pages when I called it a day last night.  I've tried to avoid getting involved but the thoughts of Roberto Martinez, nice man that he seems fills me with fear.  I have been watching Villa for over 50 years and this (dis)appointment ranks up there with some of the other beauts we've had in that time.  It's a bit like asking for a Bang and Olufson Hi Fi for Christmas and getting a fucking Amstrad!  But then again what do I know? At the time I didn't want Ron Saunders!  Hasitly runs for cover.

I lived in a house until last month that had a Bang & Olufsen stereo wired throughout, and I can tell you for certain that It's overpriced and overated.

I'd also compare Martinez more to a set of Denon seperates, with gold interconnects.

[Concrete John]

Not to piss on anyone's chips, but remember that Martinez is Spanish too.

If he's gone to Madrid to speak to a bloke that lives in Wigan, then he needs to find a new travel agent aswell as football manager.

[Brazilian Villain]

I think I've come through some portal into a retarded dimension by mistake. Can somebody show me the way back to my universe please.

2nd worm hole on the left.  If you get to the reality where Jordan Henderson is worth £20m you've gone too far.

Made me chuckle.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

This thread stood at 220 pages when I called it a day last night.  I've tried to avoid getting involved but the thoughts of Roberto Martinez, nice man that he seems fills me with fear.  I have been watching Villa for over 50 years and this (dis)appointment ranks up there with some of the other beauts we've had in that time.  It's a bit like asking for a Bang and Olufson Hi Fi for Christmas and getting a fucking Amstrad!  But then again what do I know? At the time I didn't want Ron Saunders!  Hasitly runs for cover.

I'd also compare Martinez more to a set of Denon seperates, with gold interconnects.

I'd put down Martinez as a 10 watt Alba stereo, where the knobs fall off after about 4 weeks.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Not to piss on anyone's chips, but remember that Martinez is Spanish too.

Contact was made with Benitez yesterday. Contact. Something like a phone call? Remind me again which Spanish manager is from Madrid?

[Maradona10]

Even though Rafa lives in Wirral!

[Phil from the upper holte]

So whats been happening? No to Martinez?

[Mazrim]

He's on holiday though. But if he's gone "home" to Catalonia its a long way from Madrid. He'd have landed in Barcelona instead.

Flores maybe?

[Cracker1234]

First of all where has this "His jet has landed in Madrid" crap come from?

[Maradona10]

I think someone made it up in reference to him landing in Madrid and Mourinho.

[LeeB]

This thread stood at 220 pages when I called it a day last night.  I've tried to avoid getting involved but the thoughts of Roberto Martinez, nice man that he seems fills me with fear.  I have been watching Villa for over 50 years and this (dis)appointment ranks up there with some of the other beauts we've had in that time.  It's a bit like asking for a Bang and Olufson Hi Fi for Christmas and getting a fucking Amstrad!  But then again what do I know? At the time I didn't want Ron Saunders!  Hasitly runs for cover.

I'd also compare Martinez more to a set of Denon seperates, with gold interconnects.

I'd put down Martinez as a 10 watt Alba stereo, where the knobs fall off after about 4 weeks.

A tape-chewer as well.

Very harsh.

[dave.woodhall]

Not to piss on anyone's chips, but remember that Martinez is Spanish too.

If he's gone to Madrid to speak to a bloke that lives in Wigan, then he needs to find a new travel agent aswell as football manager.

You do realise Doug will see that as a demand for his return as chairman/manager/honorary father of all the players?

[MoetVillan]

Guys, im sorry, i did make that up about Barca.  Just thought that the news centres are making stuff up I should join in with something that sounded good.  Sorry.