Maria-fest 2011 - aka "Tennis Thread"

[UK Redsox]

Maria Redsox is still in the French Open as the weekend approaches.

It looks like all that extra cardio-training I've been giving her is paying off

[cdbearsfan]

Clijsters got knocked out so Maria is playing the World number 63,212... or something like that.

If she wins that and one more match she could be on course for a Quarter-Final showdown with Sharapova.

Try to calm yourself Mr Redsox!

[cdbearsfan]

Jammy jammy shot.

[darren woolley]

Phone me Redsox if you need any help with the cardio workout I can be available anytime of night.

[cdbearsfan]

I've already reserved UKRedSox's sloppy seconds. You'll have to wait in line Darren.

[cdbearsfan]

Kirilenko's on telly now.

[cdbearsfan]

She's out. Useless cow.

[UK Redsox]

So, that's the French Open wrapped up for another year.

Roll on Wimbles

[cdbearsfan]

So, that's the French Open wrapped up for another year.

Not so fast!

She's still in the women's doubles.

[ADVILLAFAN]

I prefer Ivanovic, although she's been cack for a while.

Just nice that the Williams' brothers aren't in this tournament.

[cdbearsfan]

Just nice that the Williams' brothers aren't in this tournament.

Stop stealing my material you!

[Comrade Blitz]

Just nice that the Williams' brothers aren't in this tournament.

Rather!

[UK Redsox]

So, that's the French Open wrapped up for another year.

Not so fast!

She's still in the women's doubles.

Maria's now been knocked out of the Girl on Girl Action Women's Doubles

Never mind........... here's a photo

[cdbearsfan]

Nice to see the Chinese lady beat that Italian bloke in the Final.

[*shellac*]

Nice to see the Chinese lady beat that Italian bloke in the Final.

I was heartbroken when Maria lost.