While putting fresh paper in our outside lav I noticed a pen portrait of their manager in a Small Heath match programme.
His favourite television programme is Downton Abbey
His favourite player is Stewart Downing
His favourite holiday resort is Downpatrick
His favourite actor is Robert Downey Jnr
His favourite song is Petula Clark's Downtown
He is most likely to say "Let's all go down the pub"
And least likely to say "There's a good one in Upminster"
Very perceptive pen portrait I think.
