And Birmingham!
they are scum pure & simple.
If my Dad had'nt brought up me and my brother to support Villa, i may well have been 'a Baggie' considering i live in Albion Territory. The very thought sends a shiver down my spine.
Absolutely hate them, even more than Blues. One size fits all club who want to be the plucky underdogs punching above their weight one minute and the fine upstanding traditional club of yesteryear to be respected alongside other big clubs the next. Ideas way above their station. Fans who make Geordies look modest about how wonderful their support is. Ally Robertson who cut down a player in his prime at a time I idolised Villa. Celebrity fans who perpetuate their myths. Boing bloody boing. Smugness about the club that permeates through to every supporters fingertips when they have bugger-all to be smug about. They're small time, no more significant than a Coventry City or Swindon Town in the footballing world yet believe so much more about themselves. They haven't done anything of trophy value for a million years and yo-yo between divisions like a haw's drawers. Well my yo yo at school was crap, every time I let the string go the thing would crash to the floor and dangle in the air like a corpse on the end of a noose. This is my fervent hope for Albion, that they go down, go down again and again and again until the club goes out of business, Morrisons buy the ground, flatten it, and build a store where I can go every week the morning after a vindaloo and curl one down in the bogs on the very spot where their home end once was. I'd buy bunting on the way out and affix it above the entrance before driving off playing Theme From A Silent Movie cranked up to 11. Up yours Albion.
Good one...Rant of the month.