Witty football songs.

[Irish villain]

There must be loads over the years.

Galway United.......You'll never walk in Athlone.

I have to ask, how did you find out about this one?

As a former regular down at Longford Town I was wondering this myself Ger!!!

[curiousorange]

Park Park where ever you may be.
You eat rats in your home country.
But it could be worse, you could be Scouse.
Eating rats in your council house.

It's "you eat dogs".

[cheltenhamlion]

Bad, but on a similar theme, I did chuckle the first time I heard our ten dalmatians effort.

[OzVilla]

I remember the Wilkins 'hair' abuse well - i'm sure it was beautiful Easter Monday and we may have lost - we took loads as usual and just give Wilkins stick all 2nd half.

Similarly anybody who was fortunate to be at the Midweek League Cup match away at Oxford in 92ish will recall the mercilous stick given to their Keeper over his hair 'issues'.

Perhaps not overly witty but very funny and he looked destroyed bless him.

[greenwichvilla]

He's fat, he's Scouse
He's probably robbed your house
Rooney, Rooney!

[austin]

Carson yeung he ate my dog he ate my dog
Carson yeung he ate my dog he ate my dog
He spiced it diced it
Stuck it in a wok
Carson yeung he ate my dog , ate my dog

[DeKuip]

At a pre-season friendly at Northampton (at least 10 yrs ago) there was a steward at the front of the Villa section who was a dead ringer for Lionel Richie.
Every time he stood up and turned to face the fans the Villa fans would sing "Hello, is it me you're looking for?"
His fellow stewards got the joke and were pissing themselves laughing every time it happened, but he spent the whole game oblivious to the fact everyone was singing and laughing at him.

Pre-season away friendlies always seem to bring something funny as the focus tends to drift from the game itself.
I remember at AZ Alkmaar in O'Leary's days with a big Villa turnout - during and after half-time, as Villa fans made their way back across the front of the away section from the refreshment bar in the corner they had to pass through a dividing fence, where there was something sticking up out the concrete. Once one or two fans had split their drinks stumbling over it this became the focus of all our attentions (sod the game!) - the only ones who weren't aware of it were those still at the bar.

So as our fellow half-drunken fans left the bar one-by-one, loaded up with drinks there'd be an expectant "wooooaaar" from the away end, starting quietly and getting louder as they got closer to the fence  with one eye on the game - then an almighty cheer as drinks were split (or a big groan if they let us down)! It kept us all entertained for the first 15 mins of the second half.

Maybe pre-season away trips should be another thread during the summer months. I know a few will have some good stories from the nights in Amsterdam before and after the Alkmaar game, and Utrecht the year after.... but I'm not going to drop them in it!

[DeKuip]

Liverpool fans singing "He's big, he's red, his feet stick out the bed" about Peter Crouch brought a smile first time I heard it, but what was funnier was my mate's son thinking they were singing "his teeth stick out his head".

[Bent Neilsens Screamer]

Fulham fans to Bobby Zamora to the tune of That's Amore.

When you sit in row Zed, And the ball hits your head, that's Zamora.

[luke95]

You can stick your f*cking German up your arse. (Villa fans to Spurs when Klinsmann played at VP and we beat them. Was it his debut?)

That was my Baby, first & only time i got the Holte End singing... 

[Vancouver]

Away to AZ Alkmaar when some local nutter joined us for some weird reason and started to climb the fence to goad the home fans. So we started singing 'throw him out' to the stewards. which they did.

For me the best villa song ever was 'Dwight Yorke, Dwight Yorke'.

[Damo70]

I remember that previously mentioned night at Oxford when BFR was the boss. I think the bald goalies name was Paul Kee and he looked forty but was about twenty one. It's the only time I've ever felt sorry for an opposition player and it clearly unsettled him. I remember a game at Maine Road around the same time when a couple of lads from Tamworth were going around the away end with some inside info that their mate Andy was shagging Tony Cotons missus and Coton knew it. Cue some songs like 'Andy shagged your missus' and 'theres only one Andy (whatever his name was)' which seemed to get a reaction as from Tone as i recall. My mate also mistakenly kept singing 'wheres your parachute' to the long haired Paul Walsh when everyone else was singing 'wheres your flowery shirt' (we'd got bored of wheres your caravan).

[PeterWithe]

I always liked the Man Utd one about their goalie with Tourettes.

Chim, chimminy, chim chimminy
chim chim charoo
We've got Tim Howard and he says 'Fuck You'.

[Damo70]

Theres a great TV clip of Victoria Beckham and Elton John chatting, Posh says when she goes to games the crowd sing 'Posh Spice....' then whispers the rest in his ear. Unfazed, Elton replies something like, 'Don't worry darling, they sang the same to me for years'!

[pooligan]

I always smile when i remember the first time we played Wimbledon and the Holte sang to their fans " your going home in a taxi ''