The What Else Can We Blame The Aston Villa Manager For Thread..

[not3bad]

socialite/plastic surgery fan Jocelyn Wildenstein:

Has she had plastic surgery?  I can't see it.  Who could be to blame for my lack of observational skills?

[hawkeye]

socialite/plastic surgery fan Jocelyn Wildenstein:

Has she had plastic surgery?  I can't see it.  Who could be to blame for my lack of observational skills?

now you are the sort of bloke i allways wanted to go pulling birds with, you take the ugly defender away whilst i get a decent shot at the pretty blonde

[not3bad]

socialite/plastic surgery fan Jocelyn Wildenstein:

Has she had plastic surgery?  I can't see it.  Who could be to blame for my lack of observational skills?

now you are the sort of bloke i allways wanted to go pulling birds with, you take the ugly defender away whilst i get a decent shot at the pretty blonde

I read that it's more effective to feign an interest in the ugly bird to make the pretty one more insecure.

[hawkeye]

socialite/plastic surgery fan Jocelyn Wildenstein:

Has she had plastic surgery?  I can't see it.  Who could be to blame for my lack of observational skills?

now you are the sort of bloke i allways wanted to go pulling birds with, you take the ugly defender away whilst i get a decent shot at the pretty blonde

I read that it's more effective to feign an interest in the ugly bird to make the pretty one more insecure.

so how did i end up with the ugly one?

[Doorbell]

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Is that the Loch Ness Monster she's carrying?...that's something else I blame him for...

[WikiVilla]

The Inland Revenue

[CJ]

Enlarged prostate. Standing at a Holte End trough thinking of running taps and waterfalls while others come in and piss like fire hoses.

Harsh, Ged. Very harsh

[Can Gana Be Bettered!?!?]

Just saw a headline on BBC saying 'Gerard close to Liverpool return'.

GH - how dare you get my hopes up like that.

[Comrade Blitz]

No holidays for the Blitz family in 2011

[Simon Ward]

No holidays for the Blitz family in 2011

Sorry to here that Comrade, I've gone for the holidays and put them on the credit card. It was Ged that drove me to do it!

[The Left Side]

Talking of holidays, GH is responsible for sanding getting everywhere on the beach, in your sandwiches, the crack of your arse, etc.

[montague]

Ive just tipped hot coffee over myself. French bastard!

[Simba]

I am afflicted with a bald patch.

It's me nerves thanks to the French Git.

[Comrade Blitz]

The crowds of clueless people in everyone's way in Brum City Centre. (I've seen them shrug too).

[Simon Ward]

Network crashing!

GH get your techie people up to Farsley!