Elton John's surrogate child
The One Show
Traffic Jams
Them Asylum Seekers 'azz has our jobs, wimmen, clog up our chip shops and have all them free 'ouziz what there is.
Poor elocution
The New Wembley
The Old Wembley
David Platt launching that shot against Tony Daley's legs at Boro in 1988 when he had the entire open goal to aim at.
The disapperance of white dog shit.
All HIS!