McDonalds
That stupid plastic packaging which is impossible to open without a sharp object or doing yourself damage
Paul Daniels
Bono
I'm a fucking no-mark, watch me eat stuff guaranteed to make me puke!
Deelyboppers
The Cheeky Girls
Kentucky Fried Roadkill
Chernobyl
Strictly come fucking flailing about to muzak
PCSOs and other officious twats in florescent tabards
Glee
Energy saving lightbulbs that take half a fucking hour to produce enough light to see by
Only making one season of "Firefly"
My missus
Jesus Jones
Terry Wogan
That twat that is famous for being Robbie Williams' mate who's name I forget
Adam and the Ants
Tax inspectors
Tabloid newspapers
Mister Houllier, you are a twunt!