Villa players in drunken bust up

[Chico Hamilton III]

A shit autobiography, which I won't read.

Got me thinking of an appropriate title for his autobiography

Dunne and Dumber

Dunne Moanin'

Hou Dunne It?

erm, Richard Dunne: My Story

[Dr Butler]

Dunne for ?

[Chris Smith]

Dunne and out in Birmingham and Leicestershire

[damon loves JT]

A shit autobiography, which I won't read.

Got me thinking of an appropriate title for his autobiography

Dunne and Dumber

Dunne Moanin'

Hou Dunne It?

erm, Richard Dunne: My Story

All Said and Dunne

[VillaZogmariner]

Dunne Der Head

[German James]

"Dunne Looks Back in Anger"

[Small Rodent]

"One up the bum, no harm Dunne"

No relevance, but I couldn't help saying it.

[damon loves JT]

I could offer to ghost-write it for him. I'd get done for libel but it would be worth it.

[exigo]

Richard Dunne: now where was I?

[Mazrim]

Tell them about the Money, Dunney - Confessions of a bankrupt honey monster.

[Ozzjim]

If we sack em both we could take Chris Riggot on a free till the summer, he has been released by Cardiff... just an option.

[UsualSuspect]

'Sack Richard, for being disloyal'.

"Lynne, can you call Bill Oddie please

I've calmed down now"

can you tell me how to put a Kirby trouser press back together

[Chico Hamilton III]

can you tell me how to put a Kirby trouser press back together

Ahem ( puts on best Partridge voice) It's a Corby trouser press

you'd think you'd have a basic grasp of trouser presses, working for..erm..Linton Travel tavern

[spartacuss]

All these Dunnes being done to death, reminds me of possibly the shortest poem in the English language (about the randy poet John Donne):

"John Donne
  Undone
  Anne Donne"

[UsualSuspect]

A shit autobiography, which I won't read.

Got me thinking of an appropriate title for his autobiography

Dunne and Dumber

Dunne Moanin'

Hou Dunne It?

erm, Richard Dunne: My Story

My Life in the (cake) Mix