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Online dave.woodhall

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Re: Villa players in drunken bust up
« Reply #315 on: March 16, 2011, 12:11:43 AM »
Now before some of you get on your hobby horses......just say for instance that Villa were relegated at the end of this season...who would you lot blame...Hardly Dunne and Collins????????The rot always starts at the top.Just have a quick look at France's SA world cup,ended in a shambles.If the structures are'nt right..the systems fail.
                                       And where this system failed,the players should have been in Bodymoor Heath[state of the art training facility] and not some spa hotel.I don't think too many Company bosses would send their Del Boy Units to a spa hotel...most would be sent packing to a training course to improve their skills.

Do you know how many teams go away on similar trips over the course of a season?

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Re: Villa players in drunken bust up
« Reply #316 on: March 16, 2011, 04:38:48 AM »
Preston used to be a permanent fixture, and for all I know probably still are in Nice for every break in the season.   Come international break or cup round break there they would be aimlessly ambling along the Promenade Des Anglais.   God knows what they did all day.   They always carried one of those bean bag footballs in anticipation of a game of some sort on the beach but the beach is pebbles so ambling was what they did.   

The daytime ambling was done in PNE track suits.   In the evening it was done in blazers.
« Last Edit: March 16, 2011, 04:40:51 AM by brian green »

Offline russon

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Re: Villa players in drunken bust up
« Reply #317 on: March 16, 2011, 06:35:06 AM »
Let's draft Alan Partridge in to fire Dunne -

You're sacked. You are sacked. You're the subject of a sacking. I want you off these premises in 10 minutes.   Knowing Me Alan Partridge, Sacking You Richard Dunne. A-ha

Offline WikiVilla

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Re: Villa players in drunken bust up
« Reply #318 on: March 16, 2011, 07:26:00 AM »
  In the evening it was done in blazers.

What ? & trackkie bottoms Niiiiiiiiiccceeee.

Anyway, is today D-Day for Dumb & Dumber ?

Wonder if Sky will have reporters hanging out the back of Bodymoor ?

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Re: Villa players in drunken bust up
« Reply #319 on: March 16, 2011, 08:07:08 AM »
Let's draft Alan Partridge in to fire Dunne -

You're sacked. You are sacked. You're the subject of a sacking. I want you off these premises in 10 minutes.   Knowing Me Alan Partridge, Sacking You Richard Dunne. A-ha

Would'nt he just do it down his dictaphone?

'Sack Richard, for being disloyal'.

Offline spartacuss

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Re: Villa players in drunken bust up
« Reply #320 on: March 16, 2011, 08:34:53 AM »
Probably better to use his mobile than his dictaphone...
(Sorry!)

Offline eastie

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Re: Villa players in drunken bust up
« Reply #321 on: March 16, 2011, 08:47:12 AM »
No guarantee we would have any takers for dunne in the summer even at £2m- he's on high wages and if we have grounds to sack him then let's rip up his contract and kick him out - what must the young lads who cowans has nurtured through have thought of seeing their mentor abused by this vile drunken thug.

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Re: Villa players in drunken bust up
« Reply #322 on: March 16, 2011, 08:50:49 AM »
They go on a team buildng excercise.
Then have a drink fuelled bust up in the evening !!!!
You couldn't make it up..........well you could, it would be an episode of the Simpsons or something.

Offline SX150

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Re: Villa players in drunken bust up
« Reply #323 on: March 16, 2011, 09:14:45 AM »
Collins and Dunne are not fit to lace Gordon Cowans boots and are a disgrace, they can now react in two ways dig in and show us what they really can do for our club or they will just continue to be effing useless in the centre of our defence.

let's all hope it's the first.

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Totally agree with the first bit. From my era we have Sid, Ian Taylor & McGrath that to me are Villa legends. To involve Sid I'm afraid they have stepped well over the mark & goodnight. As for digging in, that should have happened long before now. This shouldn't be a need for digging in it should happen anyway. Offload both of them at any cost. Lets stand up & lead the way. Aston Villa is a fantastic Club, always has been and a hopefully always will be. We don't need this type of crap, best left to the Man Citys, Chelsea's etc of this world.

Offline Chico Hamilton III

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Re: Villa players in drunken bust up
« Reply #324 on: March 16, 2011, 10:00:56 AM »
Quote
'Sack Richard, for being disloyal'.

"Lynne, can you call Bill Oddie please

I've calmed down now"

Offline eastie

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Re: Villa players in drunken bust up
« Reply #325 on: March 16, 2011, 10:08:28 AM »
Collins may escape with a warning but dunne has had runs ins before so I hope will be dealt with very strongly- are we expecting any statement from the club today?

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Re: Villa players in drunken bust up
« Reply #326 on: March 16, 2011, 10:44:05 AM »
According to Pravda  yesterday ( in the Cuellar article ) ....Quote " Richard Dunne is out for several weeks with a dislocated shoulder " .
Call me a cynic but however he got that  (? ) it could,nt have come at a more opportune moment  .............Godzvilla !


Offline Mazrim

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Re: Villa players in drunken bust up
« Reply #327 on: March 16, 2011, 10:54:18 AM »
He dislocated it after somebody asked if anybody wanted a drink, to put their hands up.

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Re: Villa players in drunken bust up
« Reply #328 on: March 16, 2011, 11:02:27 AM »
Richard Dunne is going to end up like Paul McGrath, but without the public goodwill.

He will go to somewhere like Leeds, where he will have a burst of good form, fuelled by the giant chip on his shoulder. Leeds fans will love him, and turn a blind eye to the fact that he is on the piss almost permanently.

Overweight and unfit, he will do his knee. He will drink while recuperating and on his return to first-team football the knee will go again.

After a few weeks of soul-searching, he will take the insurance money and settle down to pissing the rest of his money away.

He will make a brief effort at a career in the media but be shit at it. More drinking.

Bankruptcy.

A shit autobiography, which I won't read.

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Re: Villa players in drunken bust up
« Reply #329 on: March 16, 2011, 11:16:46 AM »


A shit autobiography, which I won't read.

I will look forward to that. MON's next one should be good as well.

 


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