Villa players in drunken bust up

[Risso]

I'm not sure how much truth there is in all this, or who's in the right or wrong etc, all I can say categorically state is that this season has been an utter shambles, and I really can't wait for it to finish.  As long as we stay up, even if it's by goal difference, that's all that matters now.  We need to get to the summer and for Lerner to have a good, long look at things.

[eastie]

No risso, all we need is randy to back GED to rid the club of the troublemakers and the likes of Carew, Ireland dunne and warnock- let him get these leeches out and get on with rebuilding us in the summer-randy needs to stand firm and back his man.

[LeeB]

No risso, all we need is randy to back GED to rid the club of the troublemakers and the likes of Carew, Ireland dunne and warnock- let him get these leeches out and get on with rebuilding us in the summer-randy needs to stand firm and back his man.

Bang on.

[Risso]

No risso, all we need is randy to back GED to rid the club of the troublemakers and the likes of Carew, Ireland dunne and warnock- let him get these leeches out and get on with rebuilding us in the summer-randy needs to stand firm and back his man.

Two of the players haven't been near the club since January, and the other is an outcast anyway, and we're still a shambles.

[damon loves JT]

I haven't been to a work 'do' for five years or even had a drink at work because I have form.

Mostly it is groping, though.

[cdbearsfan]

In fairness to Damon, Trevor McDonald was begging for it.

[Mazrim]

All this because somebody got the round in and got Dunne a Low C and Collins a ginger beer.

Shiii-iiit. I wish this season would just get to fuck already.

[The Man With A Stick]

May can't come soon enough, can it.  This season has been shit from start to finish.

[Risso]

All this because somebody got the round in and got Dunne a Low C and Collins a ginger beer.

Snigger.  Would you say Warnock is a bitter man?

[Mazrim]

All this because somebody got the round in and got Dunne a Low C and Collins a ginger beer.

Snigger.  Would you say Warnock is a bitter man?

Yes and only good for a half.

[wif]

No risso, all we need is randy to back GED to rid the club of the troublemakers and the likes of Carew, Ireland dunne and warnock- let him get these leeches out and get on with rebuilding us in the summer-randy needs to stand firm and back his man.

Why does GED get a nickname and capital letters?  What not JC, STEVO, RICHIE AND STEVIE?

[VillaZogmariner]

Of course this is being reported by The Mirror so I'm sure it's all 100% correct.

Well they mentioned one of them playing against Wolves to partner Clark in defence, even though he is suspended. So that just sums up the quality of research that goes on with that rag.

[darren woolley]

I think he could be off in the summer and then we can start by bringing a less disruptive player in.

[Risso]

All this because somebody got the round in and got Dunne a Low C and Collins a ginger beer.

Snigger.  Would you say Warnock is a bitter man?

Yes and only good for a half.

I'd have Downing down for half a mild.

[Mazrim]

Friedel - Pina Colada (Its the funky shirt)
Walker - Just some crisps please.
Collins - Ginger beer... and 14 pints of Vodka.
Dunne - 5 pints of guinness, kebab, then 10 pints of guinness
Warnock - Bitter and its never his round.
Makoun - Brandy, by the fireside in a some quality knitwear.
Delph - WKD and terps.
Reo Coker - Coke.
Clark - Shandy and 2 bob for the space invaders. Stay where we can see ya!
Cuellar - Rioja.
Ashley - Gin and juice.
Downing - Mild.
Petrov - Half a crab juice.
Albrighton - Red Bull and Red Bull.
Gabby - Milk.
Heskey - WD40.
Bent - Typhoo.

Selected others:
Robin van Persie - Tonic water for me, a Rohypnol and Ketamine spritzer for the lady.
Robin van Persie - She's a big lass, make it a double.