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Offline Risso

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Re: Man found living in the Holte
« Reply #30 on: March 11, 2011, 01:13:49 PM »
And the truth is:

Security found a man sleeping rough on the Holte End outside steps one Friday night. He was hitch-hiking his way around football grounds and when they spoke to him he said he'd go and sleep in the park. They told him this wasn't a good idea and let him stay on the steps for the night, where he was under the CCTV and they could make sure he was safe. He went to the Blackurn game, and was last seen headed for Munich.

Wasn't there a charity trek thing with someone trying to visit all the clubs who have won the European Cup within 14 days?

Surely it wouldn't take that long to get between Liverpool, Manchester, Birmingham and Nottingham?!  If they were including non English teams I think you'd be hard pressed to get round all of Europe by hitch hiking in 14 days. 

Offline geeeenius1971

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Re: Man found living in the Holte
« Reply #31 on: March 11, 2011, 01:44:16 PM »
i blame houllier for training the nightwatchmen even they are getting sloppy and letting men get in round the back unopposed

Offline Simon Ward

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Re: Man found living in the Holte
« Reply #32 on: March 11, 2011, 01:48:41 PM »
A man caught dozing at VP! Isn't that what our defenders have been doing all season?

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Re: Man found living in the Holte
« Reply #33 on: March 11, 2011, 02:05:43 PM »
A man caught dozing at VP! Isn't that what our defenders have been doing all season?

Wait for it - can he play at....

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Re: Man found living in the Holte
« Reply #34 on: March 11, 2011, 02:47:02 PM »
I walked past him a few weeks back, he was singing "i'm not in love, so don't forget it..."

I said, that's supertramp



*stolen from the jokes thread.

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Re: Man found living in the Holte
« Reply #35 on: March 11, 2011, 02:48:43 PM »
I walked past him a few weeks back, he was singing "i'm not in love, so don't forget it..."

I said, that's supertramp

*stolen from the jokes thread.


And he said no, it's 10cc.

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Re: Man found living in the Holte
« Reply #36 on: March 11, 2011, 03:00:49 PM »
Well, what a silly phase to be going through.

Offline Rip Van We Go Again

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Re: Man found living in the Holte
« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2011, 03:31:26 PM »
I walked past him a few weeks back, he was singing "i'm not in love, so don't forget it..."

I said, that's supertramp



*stolen from the jokes thread.

Yer daft get!

It's The logical song.

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Re: Man found living in the Holte
« Reply #38 on: March 11, 2011, 04:49:54 PM »
Coopersinjury?

Offline olofmilosevic

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Re: Man found living in the Holte
« Reply #39 on: March 11, 2011, 04:50:52 PM »
living the dream!

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Re: Man found living in the Holte
« Reply #40 on: March 11, 2011, 04:52:25 PM »
Well, what a silly phase to be going through.
He was hiding a stain that was lying there.

Offline jeowje

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Re: Man found living in the Holte
« Reply #41 on: March 11, 2011, 08:15:56 PM »
 Frank Gallagher kidnapped from the Jockey again?

Offline The Left Side

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Re: Man found living in the Holte
« Reply #42 on: March 11, 2011, 09:32:58 PM »
What a great story, I wouldn't mind having a kick around on the pitch but I don't know about kipping under the stands, maybe in the summer!

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Re: Man found living in the Holte
« Reply #43 on: March 11, 2011, 11:28:19 PM »
What a great story, I wouldn't mind having a kick around on the pitch but I don't know about kipping under the stands, maybe in the summer!

Just one slight problem. It didn't happen.

 


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