collapse collapse

Please donate to help towards the costs of keeping this site going. Thank You.

Recent Topics

Other Games 2025-26 by kippaxvilla2
[Today at 04:57:54 PM]


Alysson - signed by PeterWithesShin
[Today at 04:55:19 PM]


Loanwatch 2025-26 by Percy McCarthy
[Today at 04:46:26 PM]


Adverts issues by Legion
[Today at 04:25:25 PM]


Winter 25-26 Transfer Window - hopes, speculation, rumours etc. by Mister E
[Today at 04:18:14 PM]


Jadon Sancho (loan) by Mister E
[Today at 04:16:01 PM]


Evann Guessand by cdbearsfan
[Today at 03:46:47 PM]


Still Press-ing on by frankmosswasmyuncle
[Today at 03:37:34 PM]

Recent Posts

Re: Other Games 2025-26 by kippaxvilla2
[Today at 04:57:54 PM]


Re: Other Games 2025-26 by PeterWithesShin
[Today at 04:56:38 PM]


Re: Other Games 2025-26 by Jane
[Today at 04:56:04 PM]


Re: Alysson - signed by PeterWithesShin
[Today at 04:55:19 PM]


Re: Alysson - signed by VILLA MOLE
[Today at 04:51:18 PM]


Re: Alysson - signed by Dave P
[Today at 04:50:58 PM]


Re: Alysson - signed by usav
[Today at 04:49:48 PM]


Re: Alysson - signed by Rudy Can't Fail
[Today at 04:46:38 PM]

Follow us on...

Author Topic: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!  (Read 6345 times)

Offline DR PETERS

  • Member
  • Posts: 62
  • Location: Bribie Island, Australia
0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« on: March 11, 2011, 09:01:45 AM »
I have heard it all now

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3460535/Mario-Balotelli-suffers-an-allergic-reaction-to-the-GRASS-in-Kiev.html

You can imagine how his medical went

Doctor: Do you have any allergies ?
Balotelli: Just one
Doctor: OK, what are you allergic to ?
Balotelli: Grass
Doctor (after picking himself off the floor): that's OK you won't be playing that often

Offline Comrade Blitz

  • Member
  • Posts: 10904
  • Location: Not far from the Big Chicken
  • GM : 25.05.2019
Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2011, 09:03:12 AM »
Hopefully the shots that he takes contain banned substances and make him fail his drugs tests.

Offline Dr Butler

  • Member
  • Posts: 5862
  • Location: Duxford, Cambridge.
  • GM : 10.08.2022
Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2011, 09:26:53 AM »
It's a shame that our Ashley is not allergic to grass as then he may stay on his feet alot more.

UTV
The Doc

Offline darren woolley

  • Member
  • Posts: 37007
  • Location: London
  • GM : 12.12.2024
Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2011, 11:39:43 AM »
Made me laugh DR Peters.

Offline D.boy

  • Member
  • Posts: 7358
  • Location: Out of my mind, back in 5 minutes.
  • GM : Jan, 2013
Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2011, 12:19:13 PM »
Did the allergic reaction affect the colour of his mohawk or is he naturally ginga and dyes it black?

Offline peter w

  • Member
  • Posts: 35469
  • Location: Istanbul
Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2011, 12:21:29 PM »
I thought this was Kolo Toure's new excuse when I read the title.

Online ADVILLAFAN

  • Member
  • *
  • Posts: 13457
  • Location: Shirley
  • GM : 03.02.2026
Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2011, 12:32:43 PM »
Long live grass I say, Balotelli's a W*nker.

Offline nadz3488

  • Member
  • Posts: 96
Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2011, 02:20:50 PM »
This guy is just weird. All sorts of things coming out about him in the papers. Its also from The Sun mind.

Online The Left Side

  • Member
  • Posts: 8021
  • Location: Somewhere between Brum and Vancouver
Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2011, 05:38:44 PM »
Wasn't Edgar Davids allergic to grass, hence the goggles?

Offline curiousorange

  • Member
  • Posts: 9410
  • Location: In the sauce
    • Chris Stanley's Bazaar
Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2011, 05:44:13 PM »
Apparently Ibrahimovic said he had an allergic reaction to the grass at the Stadio Del Alpi in Turin. And here was me thinking it was just the stuff they use in the Tottenham penalty areas.

Offline sam oskiewicz

  • Member
  • Posts: 29
Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2011, 07:34:57 PM »
When on a stadium tour at VP, they say that you're not allowed on the pitch under any circumstances due to some people having an allergic reaction, I think they use chemicals on the surface which is an irritant to some.

Offline Holtenderinthesky

  • Member
  • Posts: 2106
  • Location: Prague
Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2011, 08:32:35 PM »
What is the opposite of an allergy?  An addiction ?  Whatever it is, our Emile has it.  Boy does he love that grass!

Offline Mortimer4England

  • Member
  • Posts: 23
Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2011, 09:28:53 PM »
Classic ;D

Offline TheSandman

  • Member
  • Posts: 34781
  • Age: 35
  • Location: The seaside town that they forgot to bomb
  • GM : May, 2013
Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2011, 09:32:30 PM »
Wasn't Edgar Davids allergic to grass, hence the goggles?

The lights and cameras from TV affected his eyesight I think?

Offline Steve R

  • Member
  • Posts: 3347
  • Age: 74
  • GM : Aug, 2013
Re: 0% Villa - Footballer alergic to grass !!!
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2011, 11:30:53 PM »
Wasn't Edgar Davids allergic to grass, hence the goggles?

Davids has glaucoma.

A Dutchman allergic to grass?

 


SimplePortal 2.3.6 © 2008-2014, SimplePortal