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Author Topic: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.  (Read 2840722 times)

Offline paulcomben

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #14055 on: August 31, 2011, 10:20:12 PM »
If you think news is slack here, try the BBC News where they are announcing for the fifty billonth time that Wooton Bassett cannot be mawkish and self promoting about dead heroes any more.
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Offline bertlambshank

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #14056 on: August 31, 2011, 10:20:23 PM »
Quote from: The Man With A Stick on August 31, 2011, 10:17:14 PM
'Arry Bassett and Iain Dowie.  You'd find more brain cells in the bottom of a portaloo.
'Arry looks like a drunk 70's school teacher.
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Offline hawkeye

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #14057 on: August 31, 2011, 10:20:29 PM »
I think the scars on his legs and size of those whoppas could be a clue as to why he spends a lot of time in the reserves
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #14058 on: August 31, 2011, 10:20:42 PM »
Quote from: garyshawsknee on August 31, 2011, 10:16:03 PM
Quote from: Villanation on August 31, 2011, 10:11:42 PM
Quote from: JUAN PABLO on August 31, 2011, 10:08:56 PM
Quote from: The Situation on August 31, 2011, 10:04:48 PM

swag/10


edit: dave upgrade your server bro. slow as fuck.


The mailbox is alright and they have a Selfridges babe,  come on , I get to run about and do fook all for alot of money ..

I'm concerned about his right hand and the way he's biting his lip.

No wonder he always injured. Didn't think I could hate him more.

I've got injured just from looking at her, i'm walking with a strange limp now.
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Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #14059 on: August 31, 2011, 10:21:30 PM »
ridgewell not going barcodes
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Offline Villanation

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #14060 on: August 31, 2011, 10:21:59 PM »
Quote from: pauliewalnuts on August 31, 2011, 10:17:51 PM
Quote from: The Man With A Stick on August 31, 2011, 10:17:14 PM
'Arry Bassett and Iain Dowie.  You'd find more brain cells in the bottom of a portaloo.

I was just thinking, imagine being stuck in a lift with Dowie, Bassett and that c*** Jim White.

It would be like being nagged to death by the Krays only in a foreign language.
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Offline Mark Samuels

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #14061 on: August 31, 2011, 10:22:11 PM »
We need to break the 1,000-page barrier. I want to know if it's like that Y2K thing and I want to see if the world will end. Some rumours should do it.
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Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #14062 on: August 31, 2011, 10:22:32 PM »
Wow.

QPR have just hit the top of the Mong League table.
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Offline bertlambshank

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #14063 on: August 31, 2011, 10:22:35 PM »
Quote from: JUAN PABLO on August 31, 2011, 10:21:30 PM
ridgewell not going barcodes
Don't you dare Eck.
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Offline TheSandman

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #14064 on: August 31, 2011, 10:22:51 PM »
Quote from: JUAN PABLO on August 31, 2011, 10:21:30 PM
ridgewell not going barcodes

That will be our midnight surprise.
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Offline maidstonevillain

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #14065 on: August 31, 2011, 10:23:11 PM »
Quote from: The Man With A Stick on August 31, 2011, 10:17:14 PM
'Arry Bassett and Iain Dowie.  You'd find more brain cells in the bottom of a portaloo.

Is that the same Ian Dowie that has a Masters degree in engineering.
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Offline D.boy

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #14066 on: August 31, 2011, 10:23:31 PM »
Quote from: PeterWithesShin on August 31, 2011, 10:20:42 PM
Quote from: garyshawsknee on August 31, 2011, 10:16:03 PM
Quote from: Villanation on August 31, 2011, 10:11:42 PM
Quote from: JUAN PABLO on August 31, 2011, 10:08:56 PM
Quote from: The Situation on August 31, 2011, 10:04:48 PM

swag/10


edit: dave upgrade your server bro. slow as fuck.


The mailbox is alright and they have a Selfridges babe,  come on , I get to run about and do fook all for alot of money ..

I'm concerned about his right hand and the way he's biting his lip.

No wonder he always injured. Didn't think I could hate him more.

I've got injured just from looking at her, i'm walking with a strange limp now.
Is she smuggling a couple of match balls?
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Online Somniloquism

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #14067 on: August 31, 2011, 10:23:36 PM »
Quote from: pauliewalnuts on August 31, 2011, 10:17:51 PM
Quote from: The Man With A Stick on August 31, 2011, 10:17:14 PM
'Arry Bassett and Iain Dowie.  You'd find more brain cells in the bottom of a portaloo.

I was just thinking, imagine being stuck in a lift with Dowie, Bassett and that c*** Jim White.

Just makes Natalie look even nicer. She must feel like Esmeralda in that studio.
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Offline PeterWithe

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #14068 on: August 31, 2011, 10:24:03 PM »
Quote from: pauliewalnuts on August 31, 2011, 10:22:32 PM
Wow.

QPR have just hit the top of the Mong League table.

I'd have Arsenal a tad ahead of them. I'm glad we're not signing anyone interesting now
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Offline paulcomben

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #14069 on: August 31, 2011, 10:24:13 PM »
Villa board could learn a lot here. Next time, skip signing players and instead send the fans pics of birds with huge tits. Not sexist at all, as ladies would surely agree.
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