Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.

[Chris Smith]

Crikey.

World's biggest quote fail.

Serves me right for buying a laptop from a bloke down the pub.

I suppose it's better than buying a a dodgy pub from bloke using you're laptop.

It's Sunday, it's 41C here and I'm so hot and bored. We better have some signings this week just to vary the conversation on here.

41C.............wow, I've forgotten what the sun looks like, when God created the earth, he created this offshore island just of the North West coast of Europe, it was done as a shinning example to human kind as this is what happens when you phuk about with the ozone layer, the eco system and global warming, winters that look like a damp summer and summers that look like winter, we'll call it the UK, pity the poor urchins that have to live there....oh well.

Have you had a blow to the head recently? This summer started in April, the sun was shining most of last week and Thursday in particular was a belter. Shit this weekend though, which fucked up my plans for the garden.

[olaftab]

From the link above "Charles N’Zogbia’s alleged preference for a move to Everton to avoid relocating his family who are settled in the North West area, represents an obstacle in that transfer. It seems new boss Alex McLeish will have to look elsewhere, and Vargas is at the top of that list."

If true than we don't want him. This sort of attitude shows that the player has no hunger and wants to live within a reasonable comfort zone whilst collecting a fat wages.

[Salsa Party Animal]

I wonder is there any more players from Peru worth a look to make our team more exciting like De La Cruz, Solano and Angel link up. but better of course.

[Villanation]

Crikey.

World's biggest quote fail.

Serves me right for buying a laptop from a bloke down the pub.

I suppose it's better than buying a a dodgy pub from bloke using you're laptop.

It's Sunday, it's 41C here and I'm so hot and bored. We better have some signings this week just to vary the conversation on here.

41C.............wow, I've forgotten what the sun looks like, when God created the earth, he created this offshore island just of the North West coast of Europe, it was done as a shinning example to human kind as this is what happens when you phuk about with the ozone layer, the eco system and global warming, winters that look like a damp summer and summers that look like winter, we'll call it the UK, pity the poor urchins that have to live there....oh well.

Have you had a blow to the head recently? This summer started in April, the sun was shining most of last week and Thursday in particular was a belter. Shit this weekend though, which fucked up my plans for the garden.

Depends what part of the UK you are in..........

[Steve67]

Realistically, what do people expect McLeish to spend this summer?  Given looks like a done deal, I wonder how long we'll have to wait until the next one.  Gone very quiet about Hitz, I wonder if that ship has sailed?

[Holte L2]

I wonder is there any more players from Peru worth a look to make our team more exciting like De La Cruz, Solano and Angel link up. but better of course.

De la Cruz was awful!

[Percy McCarthy]

Crikey.

World's biggest quote fail.

Serves me right for buying a laptop from a bloke down the pub.

I suppose it's better than buying a a dodgy pub from bloke using you're laptop.

It's Sunday, it's 41C here and I'm so hot and bored. We better have some signings this week just to vary the conversation on here.

41C.............wow, I've forgotten what the sun looks like, when God created the earth, he created this offshore island just of the North West coast of Europe, it was done as a shinning example to human kind as this is what happens when you phuk about with the ozone layer, the eco system and global warming, winters that look like a damp summer and summers that look like winter, we'll call it the UK, pity the poor urchins that have to live there....oh well.

Don't pity me, I love our weather. Doesn't seem to put off many other nationalities either.

[Phil from the upper holte]

I do not buy into nzogbia will not relocate his family. I think he'll come if not then we'll move on no sleep lost by me

[Holte L2]

I'll be amazed if N'Zogbia isn't a villa player by Friday (yes I, know it's us, but surely) ?

[ozzjim]

I would love this week to be the week we kick into gear. Given, Vargas, Parker, NZogbia and Dann. Sorted for the season ahead.

[Toronto Villa]

Crikey.

World's biggest quote fail.

Serves me right for buying a laptop from a bloke down the pub.

I suppose it's better than buying a a dodgy pub from bloke using you're laptop.

It's Sunday, it's 41C here and I'm so hot and bored. We better have some signings this week just to vary the conversation on here.

41C.............wow, I've forgotten what the sun looks like, when God created the earth, he created this offshore island just of the North West coast of Europe, it was done as a shinning example to human kind as this is what happens when you phuk about with the ozone layer, the eco system and global warming, winters that look like a damp summer and summers that look like winter, we'll call it the UK, pity the poor urchins that have to live there....oh well.

it's been bloody murder here today. I played golf at 6.45 this morning and it 31C. Having sweated my bollocks off for 18 holes I can home and cut the lawn and did some other gardening. I swear I've lost 1/2 stone. Thank goodness I have some cold beer in the fridge and air conditioning. I don't really miss UK weather, but then again our winters are 5 months long, much of it in -20C and colder. So there's pros and cons for sure.

[luke25]

I would love this week to be the week we kick into gear. Given, Vargas, Parker, NZogbia and Dann. Sorted for the season ahead.

At first glance that looks way above what we could spend but when broken down would only be maybe a 5m net spend so is extremely do-able.

[Steve67]

I would love this week to be the week we kick into gear. Given, Vargas, Parker, NZogbia and Dann. Sorted for the season ahead.

At first glance that looks way above what we could spend but when broken down would only be maybe a 5m net spend so is extremely do-able.

Hmm, I like.

.....................................Given........................................
Young............Dann................Whoever............Warnock
Vargas...........Parker..............Makoun..............N'Zogbia
...................................Ireland.......................................
.....................................Bent.........................................

[Villanation]

Crikey.

World's biggest quote fail.

Serves me right for buying a laptop from a bloke down the pub.

I suppose it's better than buying a a dodgy pub from bloke using you're laptop.

It's Sunday, it's 41C here and I'm so hot and bored. We better have some signings this week just to vary the conversation on here.

41C.............wow, I've forgotten what the sun looks like, when God created the earth, he created this offshore island just of the North West coast of Europe, it was done as a shinning example to human kind as this is what happens when you phuk about with the ozone layer, the eco system and global warming, winters that look like a damp summer and summers that look like winter, we'll call it the UK, pity the poor urchins that have to live there....oh well.

it's been bloody murder here today. I played golf at 6.45 this morning and it 31C. Having sweated my bollocks off for 18 holes I can home and cut the lawn and did some other gardening. I swear I've lost 1/2 stone. Thank goodness I have some cold beer in the fridge and air conditioning. I don't really miss UK weather, but then again our winters are 5 months long, much of it in -20C and colder. So there's pros and cons for sure.

I think that's a good climate, you have a winter that the country obviously knows how to deal with, and then you get hot summers. Would say 41C is a tad warm, though.

[D.boy]

Having sweated my bollocks off for 18 holes I swear I've lost 1/2 stone. Thank goodness I have some cold beer in the fridge. 

Are you a porn star with balls the size of a couple of space hoppers?