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Author Topic: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.  (Read 2842840 times)

Offline spangley1812

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #3555 on: June 06, 2011, 05:30:20 PM »
How can we be agreeing a deal for Downing's departure with no manager, no caretaker and the chairman on holiday?

We sold Milner and bought Ireland without a manager last season..................

Offline Mazrim

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #3556 on: June 06, 2011, 07:50:12 PM »
His agent has apparently set up the deal with Liverpool

Great, so all that's needed now is Randy to find out and sue them.

Offline gerags

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #3557 on: June 06, 2011, 09:31:14 PM »
How can we be agreeing a deal for Downing's departure with no manager, no caretaker and the chairman on holiday?

We sold Milner and bought Ireland without a manager last season..................

The deal was agreed before MON walked out. Villa didn't want to renage on the deal at such a late stage they allowed it to be completed. Manager or no manager.

Offline hawkeye

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #3558 on: June 07, 2011, 12:17:34 AM »
How can we be agreeing a deal for Downing's departure with no manager, no caretaker and the chairman on holiday?

We sold Milner and bought Ireland without a manager last season..................

The deal was agreed before MON walked out. Villa didn't want to renage on the deal at such a late stage they allowed it to be completed. Manager or no manager.
if this is true its pretty stupid

Offline Mazrim

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #3559 on: June 07, 2011, 12:24:17 AM »
No, its classy.
You do a deal you honour it or your word and reputation is worthless.

Offline adrenachrome

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #3560 on: June 07, 2011, 01:07:39 AM »
Football365.com

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Calling all average footballers - stuck at a struggling club? Want to break into the England squad? Want to earn huge amounts of money while watching the Champions League from a big club's substitutes' bench?

Then contact Aston Villa Solutions Ltd right now!!! We offer a quick, no-nonsense, fast-track route into international football and the B/C team of a side in the upper echelons of English football.

All YOU need do is hang around taking our shilling for a bit while you're not very good; then once the club has improved you to the point where you can string a few good performances together - throw yourself all over the papers and tell everyone how much you want out and have to be playing in the Champions League! Bonus points if you can pull this off less than six weeks after telling the club and supporters you want to stay.

But don't just take OUR word for it:

"Over 10 years I toiled away at Villa being average - but then a quick change of position and manager, and boom! Now I'm toiling away being average on 10 times the money with the best Champions League seat in the house booked for next season!" - Gareth, Manchester

"My career was looking a mess of unfulfilled potential until I went to Villa; within a couple of years I'd found myself sat on a really comfy subs' bench for club AND country, and am now on first name terms with my bank manager! I even put out a rumour about crying when I couldn't join. They loved that!" - James, Manchester

"Finally I've found a manager who stopped me being a less dopey version of Aaron Lennon; so now it's exit time!" - Ashley, somewhere on the M6

"I'm not going anywhere. I think when a club shows faith in an injured player, making him their record signing and highest paid player when he won't kick a ball for six months, you have to show a bit of loyalty and I'll be doing just tha- wait a sec, my phone's ringing. Bear with me, it's my agent, I need to take this" - Stewart, New Street Station

Neil (season ends, manager leaves, player of the season leaves. Maybe we should just hire Bill Murray and have done with it) Raines

Online Dante Lavelli

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #3561 on: June 07, 2011, 04:59:21 AM »
That's pretty funny.

Offline tom villa

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #3562 on: June 07, 2011, 07:15:50 AM »
ha ha lol  :P

Offline pooligan

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #3563 on: June 07, 2011, 07:25:27 AM »
Made me laugh, oh so true as well.

Offline mrfuse

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #3564 on: June 07, 2011, 09:20:34 AM »
Spot on  ;D

Offline *shellac*

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #3565 on: June 07, 2011, 09:48:50 AM »
Dopey version of Aaron Lennon.  I like that.

Offline Mazrim

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #3566 on: June 07, 2011, 10:10:48 AM »
Everybody is less dopey than Aaron Lennon. Except Pennant maybe.
He's as thick as Shaggy's sandwich.

Offline tsvet

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #3567 on: June 07, 2011, 11:59:16 AM »
Petrov has torn some ankle ligament during the game on Saturday. He was kicked at the 3rd minute but continued to play. Was subbed at half time. The scanns later showed the serious injury and the players was ordered full rest for 4 to 6 weeks.
« Last Edit: June 07, 2011, 12:01:25 PM by tsvet »

Offline PaulTheVillan

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #3568 on: June 07, 2011, 02:07:49 PM »
4-6 weeks sounds about right.

Did mine 12 months ago & it still hurts.


Offline Mister E

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Re: Summer transfer rumours, speculation and out-and-out b*ll*cks.
« Reply #3569 on: June 07, 2011, 03:04:04 PM »
Gabo - Sevilla FB - linked with AV and Swansea today.
Nolan anyone? - he's apparently bailing out of the Best Supported Club in the World.

 


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