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Author Topic: Job Vacancy....  (Read 5231 times)

Offline mr woo

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Job Vacancy....
« on: February 08, 2011, 06:39:02 PM »
Stolen from a link in the Small Heath Thread.

Any takers?

http://www.lady.co.uk/lady_classifieds/extendedview/131328
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Offline Jon Crofts

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Re: Job Vacancy....
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2011, 06:49:07 PM »
I'd do it, just for the chance to piss in his kettle & stick his toothbrush up my arse.
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Offline RogerS

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Re: Job Vacancy....
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2011, 07:34:58 PM »
Quote from: Jon Crofts on February 08, 2011, 06:49:07 PM
I'd do it, just for the chance to piss in his kettle & stick his toothbrush up my arse.

Why do I have the horrible twisted feeling that he might actually enjoy that...?
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Offline TopDeck113

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Re: Job Vacancy....
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2011, 08:51:27 PM »
I know that there's much to scoff at when it comes to the bloke, but frankly £40K a year + accommodation in one of the more expensive parts of the country to cook shepherds pie, do a bit of DIY and plant daffs that come up spelling AVFC is not such a bad deal.
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Offline Legion

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Re: Job Vacancy....
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2011, 08:52:25 PM »
CV on way.
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Offline TopDeck113

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Re: Job Vacancy....
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2011, 08:57:08 PM »
Quote from: Legion on February 08, 2011, 08:52:25 PM
CV on way.

Crikey!  I hope he's got new-for-old accidental damage cover on his contents.
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Offline Salsa Party Animal

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Re: Job Vacancy....
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2011, 10:16:01 PM »
Let hope the decorator start painting Villa crest all over his house :)
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Online Somniloquism

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Re: Job Vacancy....
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2011, 10:28:25 PM »
I would be checking the self contained flat for hidden cameras before I took the job.
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Offline Villa'Zawg

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Re: Job Vacancy....
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2011, 10:42:11 PM »
Quote from: Somniloquism on February 08, 2011, 10:28:25 PM
I would be checking the self contained flat for hidden cameras before I took the job.

and it's not the done thing to mention the obligatory gimp mask when taking out an advertisement in The Lady.
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Online pauliewalnuts

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Re: Job Vacancy....
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2011, 11:01:01 PM »
So classy!
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Offline oodman

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Re: Job Vacancy....
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2011, 11:43:19 PM »
Wouldn't you just love to just put a good old dose of laxatives in every meal you cook for the stumpy fecker ?
Two couples to run his house ?  Lazy ****** !!
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Offline yukmeezy

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Re: Job Vacancy....
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2011, 12:24:06 AM »
cv on way too i think they would appreciate conversing with an intellect like me , im adrian mole in real life
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Offline The Left Side

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Re: Job Vacancy....
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2011, 11:01:13 AM »
If you got the job you could wear anything Villa related as he would just see claret and blue and he'd be happy!
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Offline Comrade Blitz

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Re: Job Vacancy....
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2011, 11:28:34 AM »
How slimy is that?
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Online Chico Hamilton III

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Re: Job Vacancy....
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2011, 11:45:26 AM »
I wonder if David Gold's daughter could provide a reference for her former nanny:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/nanny-admits-jacqueline-gold-murder-bid-2203390.html
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