Dunne banned from driving

[rjp]

Grauniad article

Banned for 6 months for going the wrong way up a one-way street.  I imagine that's a lot of £'s worth of car(s) that will be idle.  Anyone know if he has more than the Range Rover mentioned in the article?  Perhaps he'll lend me one.

[greenwichvilla]

Fuck Gary Neville, this is real news.

[The Left Side]

Was he under the influence of alcohol, or was he trying to get to a chippy as quickly as possible?

[rjp]

6 months without a car, he must be dreading it.  Unless of course he's a Premier League footballer in which case he'll hire a chauffeur or maybe a sedan chair to get him to the shops and back.

[rjp]

Fuck Gary Neville, this is real news.

I've probably started worse threads

[Legion]

He'll have to walk to work now. Should shed a few pounds.

[villa `cross the mersey]

He'll have to walk to work now. Should shed a few pounds.

Its a long walk from Cheshire !

[villa1]

Plank.

[Legion]

Crikey! Welcome to our new slimline CB Richard Dunne!

[PeterWithesShin]

The cake shop would have shut if he hadn't taken that short cut. Although with the amount he must spend there every day you'd think they'd stay open especially for him.

[SX150]

6 months without a car, he must be dreading it.  Unless of course he's a Premier League footballer in which case he'll hire a chauffeur or maybe a sedan chair to get him to the shops and back.

Pity the poor feckers that would have to carry the Sedan Chair.

[Mac]

Surely not banned for this alone.  Must be a totting up of points?

[Matt C]

Amazing what people will do when they see a sign for 'Free Pies'

[peter w]

Obviously had to walk to Old Trafford last night. Explains the distinct inertia in his body.

[cdward]

What was the 15 quid victim surcharge for?