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Offline joecrow

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Fat David Platt
« on: January 22, 2011, 07:45:56 PM »
what the fuck has happened to him? looked like an extra from shameless tonight.
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Offline Fergal

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Re: Fat David Platt
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2011, 07:48:47 PM »
He has the sort of face I want to slap
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Offline The Man With A Stick

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Re: Fat David Platt
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2011, 07:55:19 PM »
Oi, leave Jack Pumpkinhead from "Return to Oz" alone!

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Offline john e

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Re: Fat David Platt
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2011, 08:27:56 PM »
anyone mentioned spoons yet ?
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Offline Walmley_Villa

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Re: Fat David Platt
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2011, 09:36:02 PM »
Or balloons?
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Offline bob

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Re: Fat David Platt
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2011, 09:04:03 AM »
Or teh internetz thumb-head guy?
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Offline gervilla

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Re: Fat David Platt
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2011, 09:44:48 AM »
Quote from: Fergal Bent on January 22, 2011, 07:48:47 PM
He has the sort of face I want to slap


Agreed. I'd never get sick of slapping that mug.
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Offline Lee

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Re: Fat David Platt
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2011, 10:22:06 AM »
Still one of the finest players that I have seen at Villa Park. Shame that it all turned sour.
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Offline pablopicasso_10

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Re: Fat David Platt
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2011, 10:52:16 AM »
he has a face like a spoon...

and the single most boring monotone voice i have ever heard...
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Offline darren woolley

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Re: Fat David Platt
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2011, 11:03:11 AM »
Quote from: pablopicasso_10 on January 23, 2011, 10:52:16 AM
he has a face like a spoon...

and the single most boring monotone voice i have ever heard...

I would agree with that Pablo.
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Offline saunders_heroes

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Re: Fat David Platt
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2011, 11:54:04 AM »
What a player for us though. Couldn't give a shit about what he's said or done since.
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Offline nick harper

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Re: Fat David Platt
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2011, 12:22:17 PM »
Best goalscoring midfield I've ever seen at Villa Park. Also scored my favourite goal at theHolte End when he dummied half the Arsenal defence on the edge of the area and drove it into the far corner -  Christmas 1989.
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Offline Clampy

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Re: Fat David Platt
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2011, 12:30:06 PM »
He was fantastic for us. The best £200k we've ever spent.
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Offline TopDeck113

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Re: Fat David Platt
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2011, 01:05:31 PM »
Considering how many men I saw last night, considerably younger than the waist-expanding middle years, waddling along Witton Lane with burger in hand, to single out Platt for adding a few stone since he ceased being a full-time sportsmen is rather ironic.

One of my all-time favourite Villa players.  It really sad how his relationship with the club that made him has soured.
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Re: Fat David Platt
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2011, 05:02:16 PM »
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