100% Tosser. Jermaine Pennant

[TimTheVillain]

It does put the finances of footballers in perspective though - not to remember a Porsche  that you own with a personalised plate on like that takes some doing.

I often see cars at the car park at Alicante covered in dust having been sat there for ages.

Some are in that category too - might go and nick one !!

[pablopicasso_10]

it also puts into persective the ridiculously low level of intelligence of jermboy pennantentiary...

[damon loves JT]

I'm not surprised Wenger hates English football. Of his three highest profile English signings, one was a jug-eared Scouse pisshead and the other was a delinquent illiterate.

[Mazrim]

Also with jug ears. Just nicely nestled into an afro version of Nicholas Cage's hairdo.

[damon loves JT]

Also with jug ears. Just nicely nestled into an afro version of Nicholas Cage's hairdo.

Or like Craig Charles knocking one out in the back of a minicab

[Somebody_Told_Me]

I know you want to dislike him as an ex Small Heath player and understand your abise of him.

But the story is bollocks it was there for 3 weeks

Sid Lowe: he left car for 3 wks, then from UK phoned a co. that collected it for him and left at garage at his Zarag house.

That story is boring though.

[damon loves JT]

Yes, we've all left a Porsche outside a Spanish railway station for three weeks. It's easily done.

[Bad English]

Pfft! That's nothing: I left my heart in San Francisco .

[damon loves JT]

Pfft! That's nothing: I left my heart in San Francisco .

I once left a stool in an NCP round the back of London Bridge station

[El Hurricane]

I know you want to dislike him as an ex Small Heath player and understand your abise of him.

But the story is bollocks it was there for 3 weeks

Sid Lowe: he left car for 3 wks, then from UK phoned a co. that collected it for him and left at garage at his Zarag house.

That story is boring though.

Agree story not quite correct,if you check the reg on ask mid it comes up with a Ferrari.

[villa `cross the mersey]

Pfft! That's nothing: I left my heart in San Francisco .

I once left a stool in an NCP round the back of London Bridge station

 I bet that never made News at Ten!