I think we're all missing the obvious. We have dozens of experts on this forum who try to show us every week what a piece of piss managing a football club is, we just hold a raffle and let one of them do the job.
I forgot the legend which is Tony Hateley from my list of opiate strikers given to the fans. He was useless at everything except being bought and sold. We bought him from Chelsea I think (don't forget i work without a safety net) for £100K and sold him having done nothing for us for the same sum to Liverpool.The most memorable thing about Tony Hately was his ugliness. I was with a bunch of Villa fans roaming around London prior to a Chelsea or Fulham game. Anyroadup we were all walking across one of the bridges over he Thames when this really ugly bird with billiard table legs, jet black flattened hair and a face like a half cooked nan bread walked past on the other side of the bridge. As one our lads burst into "One Tony Hateley".