I know the darts on the bbc is crap, I know the BDO is basically pub players, I know the presentation and commentary comes straight out of 1974.
So why can't I help but watch?
You can say that again, there was a guy on tonight called Stuart Kellett. More like Les Kellet, moody, gave up mid shot, got booed for doing so and sounded pissed up during the interview.
And oh jesus, Colin Murray. He spoke for twice as long as Bobby George when interviewing him about the match. He has that awful smirk all the time and is convinced that he is witty, interesting and engaging when he is, in fact, an utter c**t.