Carew and the missing car

[*shellac*]

I had a McDonalds last night and they accidentaly put 7 nuggets in instead of 6.  Brucie!

You forgot to count the fries.  They might have short-changed you that.

[darren woolley]

He has been short changing us for a while now so now he knows how it feels.

[Phil from the upper holte]

Why didn't he go to a Porsche dealer?

[villasjf]

I once dealt with a Coventry City player who had had £120.000 taken from his current account without realising it!!!

[The Man With A Stick]

Why didn't he go to a Porsche dealer?

Haven't you heard there's a recession on?!  Even poor footballers have to make cutbacks.

[john e]

Why didn't he go to a Porsche dealer?

i dont know for sure, but they might have a long waiting list, and Carew wanted to jump the que

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

I purchased four cakes from Greggs... one for each of the family. When I got home I noticed that she had charged me for four but only three were in the box. Robbing bitch.

Greggs do some rather tasty jam doughnuts, 6 pre packed in a bag with cellophane on one side, so you can see you are getting the six they are contacted to supply.  Live and learn .

[eastie]

what goes around comes round -hes been ripping the club off for months claiming wages when he hasnt delivered!now he knows what it feels like.

[Bigmelonface]

What a tit.

[cdward]

John Carew, Carew,
He's got more cars than me or you,
He's gonna lose one or two......

[Phil from the upper holte]

I think I might turn up at bodymoor with a suit for him that only idiots can't see

[The Left Side]

Footballers... don't you just love them, their lives are never dull!

[PaulTheVillan]

More like Aston Villa and the missing striker.

[TheTimVilla]

What a tit.

^^ This, etc

[Brian Taylor]

It is £100k that is missing as looks like there was no car on the first place..
Bit like buying players from video performance. Who was that Croatian that never played a game?