Small Heath Alliance v Aston Villa League Cup Quarter Final Pre-Match Thread

[sheldon nose]

This made me chuckle
Who needs Carl the octopus?

Even the meerkats think small heath are shit!

Sheldon; United fans were saying how there performance against our 'reserves/kids' was pathetic... like I said, more pressure on you to win, yet I still find it funny noses aren't very confident about this at all, even you view us as the favourites... says it all really lol.

How can we been confident?we aint beat you in 6/7 games.....plus you have the stronger side.....remember your the mighty aston villa the greatest side ever to grace the epl so it shouldnt be any problems for you should it SITUATION???erm lets see aye........see the table lately?

But you are above us in the league, that's what I've been hearing all week from a 'nose' that only goes once every 5 years & has to ask me who they are playing the weekend.

Tell him to stick to fishing or something

[PaulWinch again]

Well a win would be a nice boost, here's hoping.

[pmk1981]

I love it when noses say 'we are above you in the league'.

Bless em

what they are so fucking stupid to realise is that who gives a rats ass where you are in the table now?  let's look at the table in may !!

[The Situation]

I love it when noses say 'we are above you in the league'.

I'm sure they were all printing out the league table at exactly 4:50pm and framing it, putting it on their mantlepieces. We'll have to forget though small heath have only finished above us twice in the league in 20+ odd years...

Sheldon; not quite, but we're the 4th most successful club in England out of 92 teams... so we're not exactly an 'average mid-table team' like you noses delude yourselves into thinking. And plz, stop making excuses saying how we're the favourites... getting your excuses in early, eh?

[eastie]

Central news predicting heavy snow all day tomorrow in the west midlands- likely game will be postponed!

[TheSandman]

I wonder how many times in the Last 100 years they have been above is in May... Christ even excluding May they do badly.

Let them enjoy it. It's even less frequent than the passage of Haley's Comet. Something that will happen once in the average nose's lifetime.

On to more important and relevant matters: I'd quite like us to partner Gabs with The Fonz. See how their back four can cope with two pacy strikers.

[Legion]

Perhaps this might help?

[mozza]

Provided our defence can do what they used to be good at
there shouldn't be a problem -

However recent performances by Dunne & co would suggest
we aren't going to keep a clean sheet -

Heart says us but head gives it to them in normal time by
a single goal, please let me be wrong again   

[sheldon nose]

I love it when noses say 'we are above you in the league'.

I'm sure they were all printing out the league table at exactly 4:50pm and framing it, putting it on their mantlepieces. We'll have to forget though small heath have only finished above us twice in the league in 20+ odd years...

Sheldon; not quite, but we're the 4th most successful club in England out of 92 teams... so we're not exactly an 'average mid-table team' like you noses delude yourselves into thinking. And plz, stop making excuses saying how we're the favourites... getting your excuses in early, eh?

The bookies will decide whos favorites....not us.....they dont get many things wrong....

[Matt C]

Perhaps this might help?

Much better

[LeeB]

Provided our defence can do what they used to be good at
there shouldn't be a problem -

However recent performances by Dunne & co would suggest
we aren't going to keep a clean sheet -

Heart says us but head gives it to them in normal time by
a single goal, please let me be wrong again   

If there's any team we'll keep a clean sheet against its Shot-Shy Shitty.

Sorry Sheldon, I meant City.

[The Situation]

I love it when noses say 'we are above you in the league'.

I'm sure they were all printing out the league table at exactly 4:50pm and framing it, putting it on their mantlepieces. We'll have to forget though small heath have only finished above us twice in the league in 20+ odd years...

Sheldon; not quite, but we're the 4th most successful club in England out of 92 teams... so we're not exactly an 'average mid-table team' like you noses delude yourselves into thinking. And plz, stop making excuses saying how we're the favourites... getting your excuses in early, eh?

The bookies will decide whos favorites....not us.....they dont get many things wrong....

Whatever. I remember you saying we're still the favourites despite the bookmakers having you as the favourites.

[Legion]

Perhaps this might help?

Much better

Opening post on the Match Thread, perhaps?

[Matt Collins]

Really not sure who to play on the right, as would play Ash in behind Gabby. Perhaps the Fonz could play there, or maybe we could shunt someone like Herd to play there?

[cdbearsfan]

Is Craig Gardner available? According to the physioroom.com he's out till 18th December?