Half-time 'entertainment' v Blackpool

[Legion]

Oh dear

How long into it before the cries of, "You don't know what you're doing!" start?

[pauliewalnuts]

£500 gift voucher from Harvey Nichols to spend on an outfit of your choice

That won't even cover the shoes at Harvey Nics

[UK Redsox]

Well the wedding between the two lions seems to have lasted well.

However, I don't think we ever saw the older lion again (the one that gave Bella** away)


** of course all this was before Bella had the "work done" !

[Rip Van We Go Again]

£5,000 for a wedding?
That wouldn't even be close to covering it.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

How long into it before the cries of, "You don't know what you're doing!" start?

Current statistics indeed do show that many people dont know what they are doing, however there is some evidence of a drop in the rate of people not knowing what they are doing.

 In 2008, the divorce rate in England and Wales fell to 11.2 divorcing people per 1,000 married population compared with the 2007 figure of 11.8, a fall of 5.1 per cent. The divorce rate is at its lowest level since 1979 when it was also 11.2.

For the fourth consecutive year, both men and women in their late twenties had the highest divorce rates of all five-year age groups. In 2008 there were 22.8 divorces per 1,000 married men aged 25 to 29 and 26.0 divorces per 1,000 married women aged 25 to 29. This compared with 16.5 divorces per 1,000 married men aged 45 to 49 and 14.5 divorces per 1,000 married women aged 45 to 49 in 2008.

Since 1998 the average age at divorce in England and Wales has risen from 40.4 to 43.9 years for men and from 37.9 to 41.4 years for women, partly reflecting the rise in age at marriage.

One in five men and women divorcing in 2008 had a previous marriage ending in divorce. This proportion has almost doubled since 1981 when 11 per cent of men and women divorcing had a previous marriage ending in divorce. Sixty-nine per cent of divorces in 2008 were to couples where the marriage was the first for both parties.

For 67 per cent of divorces in 2008, the wife was granted the divorce. For all divorces granted to an individual (rather than jointly to both), behaviour was the most common reason for divorce.

They should put the stats up on the one remaining big screen at half time   

[PaulTheVillan]

I can't make the game so not sure what I'll be doing for half time entertainment.

Probably having a turd.

[TimTheVillain]

I can't make the game so not sure what I'll be doing for half time entertainment.

Probably having a turd.

Having a turd ?

Crumbs, you taking it with you in silver foil or something ?? ;-)

[PaulTheVillan]

I can't make the game so not sure what I'll be doing for half time entertainment.

Probably having a turd.

Having a turd ?

Crumbs, you taking it with you in silver foil or something ?? ;-)

In a flask.

[Pete3206]

You want a free wedding? You lose all dignity - It's the law.

[darren woolley]

What about if a couple win the free wedding and then one of them decides to jilt the other one on the day imagine that in the matchday programme.

[Simba]

I am sorry but who the hell thought this one up. Oh, and who is the copywriter?

What's next - come dancing?

From:
Very silly - Milton Keynes.

[PaulTheVillan]

I am now going to the game. I'm looking forward to the half time fun.

[villajk]

I shall, as usual, be making myself very scarce at half time.

[villa1]

I'll be in the queue for beer.

[Pete3206]

I'll be in the queue for beer.

Me too. No doubt I'll just get to the front before the shutters come down as usual.