Heskey injured for a month.

[Reality]

He also scored 2 in 14 games in the French league for PSG, and 3 in 21 the year before. You can't be serious?

[Phil from the upper holte]

Am I the only one who cannot read Phil from the upper holte's user name without going into I'm just Jenny from the block singing?

I think there are too many words, Maybe if I changed it to Phil from the Holte or Phil from the Block (k5)?

[Rigadon]

We'll be fine so long as Carew doesn't get crocked.  That's a big if though as he does seem to pick up more than his fair share.

If Delfoneso doesn't get a game over the next month he may as well pack his bags now.

[N'ZMAV]

Carew must take this chance if he has any hope of extending his contract. Last chance, John.

[Rancid custard]

Well John, if you want to stake a claim, now is the time. That said I'd like to see the fonz start, doesn't Gerrard rate him?

[Reality]

Lol, don't be expecting Carew to suddenly turn into God. He's clearly given up. Fuck him.

[D.boy]

Christ, can it get much worse, we will be fielding 11 reserves soon.

[Rigadon]

I think it's more a case of hoping he wants to put himself in the shop window.  But he's been a good player for Villa, so let's not castigate the fellow. 

If he stays fit, we'll be no worse off than if Heskey was fit. 

[Ian.]

I never thought the day would come when I hear on the radio Heskey is injured and feel gutted.
He's done well for us since Gerard arrived and I really have more confidence in him than Carew or the Fonz.
This season aint going too well, like everone else is saying big John really needs to put a shift in for us at the weekend.

[Reality]

I think it's more a case of hoping he wants to put himself in the shop window.  But he's been a good player for Villa, so let's not castigate the fellow. 

If he stays fit, we'll be no worse off than if Heskey was fit.

He's been good for half a season. The other half he couldn't be arsed.

[Rigadon]

I think it's more a case of hoping he wants to put himself in the shop window.  But he's been a good player for Villa, so let's not castigate the fellow. 

If he stays fit, we'll be no worse off than if Heskey was fit.

He's been good for half a season. The other half he couldn't be arsed.

Not sure about that mate, I'd say he's effective on his day - don't think he's ever been really consistent or really shit.  It's scattergun form with Carew.  My point is that Heskey, for his improved performance, is still hopeless in front of goal.  Carew is better and so long as he stays fit and is motivated we'll not be that worse off. 

Neither player is good enough for a team above mid-table. 

[Clampy]

Am I the only one who cannot read Phil from the upper holte's user name without going into I'm just Jenny from the block singing?

I think there are too many words, Maybe if I changed it to Phil from the Holte or Phil from the Block (k5)?

How about Phil From The Block innit?

[Dante Lavelli]

Casano from sampdoria has been released.
It's be fun whilst it lasted.

[Monty]

Casano from sampdoria has been released.
It's be fun whilst it lasted.

Hilarious. In Italy they use the word 'cassanata', coined by Capello actually, to describe selfish, team-spirit-less behaviour. The man's utterly unhinged.

[avfc_1874]

It really does make you wonder what exactly the previous coaching staff were training the players every week and how MON picked the same team pretty much all the time.