Stoke City v Aston Villa Match Thread

[Can Gana Be Bettered!?!?]

In terms of running, is Albrighton the new Milner?

[Mac]

Good hassling from Albrighton

[Risso]

Get me a corset, my sides are splitting at the comical Ashley Young, the shit bastard.

He really is comically shit.  As is, erm, albrighton.  And Dunne.

[Jimbo]

That Downing's shit, he is. He's a shitter.

[supertom]

DJ Stewie has come to life. Looking a player now. Is having a go at his fullback now.

[Risso]

Unlucky from Collins. We've really picked things up last 15 mins.

[pauliewalnuts]

Sorensen's ace.

We should never have sold him.

*opens 25kg bag of popcorn*

[TheSandman]

Get me a corset, my sides are splitting at the comical Ashley Young, the shit bastard.

He really is comically shit.  As is, erm, albrighton.  And Dunne.

And Gabby. Same goes for Downing. The useless bastard can't even head straight!

[greenwichvilla]

Unlucky, Ash. Good ball from Gabby, too.

unlucky it was rubbish, absolute rubbish

Having seen the replay, I'm with you.

I can only apologize.

[Mac]

The goal has certainly settled the nerves.  We're looking good atm.

[Rigadon]

5 chances to score 1 goal as usual but better as the half wears on

[Lizz]

It's only handball if it's intentional. That clearly wasn't.

I've seen penalties given after more unintentional handballs than that one. Whatever, it wasn't given.

[Somniloquism]

Not a bad cross from Downing. trying to beat his man and get to the byline. Unfortunately the Keeper was always favourite from that angle from Collins.

[achilles]

Downing is actually playing well! 

[pauliewalnuts]

This is much, much more like it, Villa.