January Transfer Window - Rumours, Links, B*llsh*t and Made-Up Nonsense

[hawkeye]

I wonder if Torres will be allowed to play against Liverpool on Sunday?

why wouldnt he?

[curiousorange]

I wonder if Torres will be allowed to play against Liverpool on Sunday?

There you go, with your insistence on wondering things none of us care about.

[Mazrim]

"Yeeeaaauuur, samman called up an airsked me if oy loyak Adam an I said ' Yeeeeaaauuur ees triff'ic. I've yet to say oy dont loyak a playa, true, true. Anyway, I sez yeeeaaauuuurrr an dare wuz a few minutes left loyak. But it wuz too late.
Then I was a bit hangry an samman sez do you wanna sairnwidge an I sez, 'yeeeaaaauuuurrrr oy loyak sairnwidges, bat the shop was fackin shut and that wuz thairt innit."

O.K Harry, thanks once again for not keeping anything to your fucking self.

"Yeeeeeaaaaauuurrr, O.K boyz, cheers!
Oyam just going for a shit and watch Soylent witnuz, cuz oyve plassed it."

[The Man With A Stick]

What would the reaction from the self-appointed World's Greatest Fans have been if Hodgson had declared he wanted to ship Torres out and spend £35m on Carroll?  He wouldn't have made it out of Merseyside alive.

[VillaZogmariner]

 "It's every footballer's dream to play for a big club and I can finally do that now." - Fernando Torres

[The Man With A Stick]

"It's every footballer's dream to play for a big club and I can finally do that now." - Fernando Torres

Ouch.  No need for that!

[curiousorange]

"It's every footballer's dream to play for a big club and I can finally do that now." - Fernando Torres

He might not be the player he once was, but that hit the target with stunning accuracy.

[curiousorange]

What would the reaction from the self-appointed World's Greatest Fans have been if Hodgson had declared he wanted to ship Torres out and spend £35m on Carroll?  He wouldn't have made it out of Merseyside alive.

For the life of me I still can't understand why any fan or pundit could view this as anything other than a terrible deadline day for Liverpool. Suarez aside (a deal which was largely complete before today anyway), the Carroll purchase was a desperate, insanely expensive gamble and it's only the price that's made the fans tolerate it. The player himself is nowhere near special enough for the deal they've made.

[Colhint]

What would the reaction from the self-appointed World's Greatest Fans have been if Hodgson had declared he wanted to ship Torres out and spend £35m on Carroll?  He wouldn't have made it out of Merseyside alive.

what would their reaction be if Newcastle had put in a bid for Torres of £13m plus Carroll

[TheSandman]

Who's going to get more goals between now and the end of the season?

Torres, Bent or Carroll.

Bent for me.

[FrankyH]

Crikey, Tony Cascarino really is staggeringly unintelligent.

Indeed. He can't even say 'Birmingham' properly.

yes , thick as pig shit- "berminum"

[The Man With A Stick]

What would the reaction from the self-appointed World's Greatest Fans have been if Hodgson had declared he wanted to ship Torres out and spend £35m on Carroll?  He wouldn't have made it out of Merseyside alive.

what would their reaction be if Newcastle had put in a bid for Torres of £13m plus Carroll

Candle sales would have been at their highest since World War 2.

[WALTERS WARRIORS]

Think we have by far had the best dealing in this window, for the money we have spent and deadwood we have got rid of ?

[The Man With A Stick]

Crikey, Tony Cascarino really is staggeringly unintelligent.

Indeed. He can't even say 'Birmingham' properly.

yes , thick as pig shit- "berminum"

It wouldn't be so bad if he hadn't lived/worked here for a year or two.  Must be down to that strong Irish accent of his.

[willywombat]

"It's every footballer's dream to play for a big club and I can finally do that now." - Fernando Torres

Jesus, cant see him getting the traditional warm Anfield welcome for returning ex-players after that comment